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These are some lies we made up about Altoona.
A massive armadillo has purportedly been perceived on a handful of occasions having a seat at a coffee table in an Altoona trailer trying to find a map.
A space alien can regularly be noticed riding on a stallion alongside a road near Altoona.
A scary creature has every so often been witnessed striding through a residence close to Altoona. Whatever folks utter, it's a creepy ghost that you would not want to come across before dawn.
A big terrifying ogre is once in a while observed in Doane Park late at night verbalizing into the thin air.
An martian tourist from another world is known to have been observed on a small number of occasions by Fourmile Creek trying to locate somebody.
A space man from planet Neptune can from time to time be distinguished staggering through an Altoona vicinity burial ground.
A giant beaver was noticed taking pleasure in the vista at Hickory Lake Dam on a dark night.
A space man from another part
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of the galaxy showed up being in a derelict home in Altoona.
A massive budgerigar was spotted struggling to say something by Lake Ahquabi State Park.
Issac Newton was distinguished standing by a secluded highway near Altoona.
The extraterrestrial mechanic of an extraterrestrial spaceship was witnessed riding on a motorbike on a
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shady road near Altoona.
An extremely large newt has regularly been observed in a flat in Altoona.
The ghost of a miner is repeatedly made out in an Altoona mobile home.
An martian tourist from another planet has been said to have been spotted on a handful of instances coming into sight in a restroom mirror.
An Anchisaurus can repeatedly be made out resting on a bench in a house in close proximity to Altoona.
A giant horse has now and then been spotted very late at night running after a passing Jeep on a dark road near Altoona.
One of the three Little Pigs is now and then noticed in the backseat of a Toyota by the driver setting eyes on the ghost in his rear view mirror very late at night.
A space invader from Pluto has been said to have been perceived on a few instances raking leaves in the back garden of a residence in Altoona.
A very large doe can once in a while be made out by a lady hunting in a forest close to Altoona.
An extraterrestrial from deep space has frequently been witnessed relaxing on the floor in a building in Altoona.
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Ghost Sightings From Altoona
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Excuse me sir, take a look at this suitcase, it's a top quality suitcase and it can be yours for only 50 dollars if you buy it from me right now.
- Hmm, yes it's pretty. But what am I going to do with it?
- Well sir, you put your clothes in it when you travel.
- You mean I'm supposed to travel around naked?.
Arthur had taken up art and was showing his wife Gertrude his latest paintings.
- Yes Arthur, this one is really nice, and this one too. But oooh what is this hideous thing, that's the ugliest picture I've ever seen, please take it away before I puke my guts out honey.
- But Gertrude dear, that one is not one of my paintings, that's a mirror.
Arthur, why did it take so long to clean the basement windows?
- I had to bury the ladder Gertrude.
Don't worry son, said Arthur to his son. When I was your age I had a weak mind as well. But don't worry, it'll disappear completely as you get older.
There were three men in a boat with four cigarettes but no matches, how did they manage to smoke?
- They threw one cigarette overboard and made the boat a cigarette lighter.
Why are there so many people called John?
- Because it's a common name.
Bigamy and monogamy is the same thing Delbert.
- How's that Arthur?
- One wife too many.
Love is one long sweet dream, and marriage is the alarm clock.
Arthur!! Hurry up you're gonna be late for school!
- No no, I don't want to go, all the kids are so mean to me at school. They give me wedgies and flush my head in the toilet.
- Nonsense, it'll be fun once you get there.
- No no no, I don't want to, call them and tell them I'm sick please.
- No Arthur, you must go, you are the principal after all.
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