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These are some lies we made up about Alton.
A gargantuan woodchuck is every so often seen in Alton County Park late in the night hiding a body by a big boulder.
Marco Polo is rumored to have been noticed on one or two occasions staring at a man snoozing on the floor in a mobile home in Alton.
A space invader from another solar system may from time to time be distinguished trying on a shirt in an Alton house.
The ghost of a youthful lady with a cord around her neck was observed heaving stones into the flow at Granville Creek in the early morning hours before sunrise. The onlooker was terrified and ran off. Well, it sure is a bloodcurdling ghost that you do not want to meet before sunrise.
An extremely large alligator materialized creeping out from a storm drain on an Alton lane late at night.
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Arthur was an experiencd pilot and had been warned that the runway they were landing on was very short so he was being extra careful. When the plane approached the runway it seemed even shorter than he had imagined. But he was a good pilot and he knew he could do this. He went down extra slow and touched the ground right at the edge of the runway. He applied maximum brakes, things were flying around in the cabin and the passengers were screaming in panic. But Arthur got the plane to stop an inch from the other edge of the runway. He turned to his co-pilot Delbert and said:
- That was the shortest runway I have ever seen in my whole life.
- Yeah, said Delbert, and look how wide it is.
Two grains of sand were laying on the beach, one said:
- I think we're surrounded.
Arthur, does your dog bite?
- No Delbert, he doesn't.
- Oh good, I'll pet it then. Cute doggy doggy ..AAAAGHH. He bit me, you said your dog didn't bite.
- That's not my dog.
Arthur was at the gates of heaven. Saint Peter asked him what good deeds he had done in his life.
- Well that was that one time I confronted a gang of bikers that was harassing an old lady. I spat their leader in the face and pushed over his mototcycle.
- Wow ! said Saint Peter, that's really brave and noble, when did do that?
- Well, about two minutes ago. .
Arthur and Delbert were walking through the woods on a dark night and got to a creek.
- How do we cross Delbert?
- Simple Arthur, I turn on my flashlight and you walk on the light beam to the other side.
- You think I'm stupid or something? When I'm halfway you'll turn off your flashlight so I fall in.
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