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These are some lies we made up about Alta Vista.
The ghost of a man dressed in a law enforcement uniform emerged floating down on Elk Creek late at night. The spirit acknowledged the presence of the observer.
An extraterrestrial from Venus came into sight trying to locate a bag underneath a parked VW in an Alta Vista parking lot before dawn.
A space alien from the cosmos was distinguished in Ackerson-Easterly Wildlife Area at the stroke of midnight reading a tabloid.
The phantom of an elderly guy with a huge gray mustache was witnessed in an Alta Vista area auto part store, marching the aisles. When the ghost was distinguished it faded away into the air.
A space invader has frequently been made out resting at the dining table in an Alta Vista building shouting.
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Ghost Sightings From Alta Vista
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Ghost Sightings From Alta Vista
Teacher: - Arthur please point to America on the map.
Arthur: -This is it.
Teacher: Well done. Now class, who found America?
Class: -Arthur did.
Arthur, why did it take so long to clean the basement windows?
- I had to bury the ladder Gertrude.
How can you tell when a lawyer is lying?
His lips are moving.
A car had crashed into a tree and Arthur and Delbert were found drunk at the scene, they were arrested at the crash site by the police. Later in court the judge asked:
- Which one of you two were driving the car?
-Your honor, we were both in the back seat singing.
Arthur's mama's so poor she chases the garbage truck with a shopping list.
Time flies. But you can't, they're too fast.
Arthur: -What will seven days of dieting do to you?
Delbert: - Don't know
Arthur: -They make one weak (week).
Arthur was blind, Delbert was deaf, Douglas was in a wheel-chair and they were out for a walk in the woods and came to a mysterious looking cave. There was a sign that said ''Enter this cave and a single wish of yours will come true''.
Arthur went in first, he came out ecstatic.
- I can see, I can see, hooray!
Delbert went in.
- I can hear, I can hear, he exclaimed happily.
- Douglas went next. After a while he came out and said
- Look guys, new wheels!.
Delbert, Douglas, and Gertrude wanted to join a special forces combat unit and had to prove they could follow any order without hesitation. Delbert was told to go first.
- We have your wife tied up behind this door, said the instructor, I want you to take this gun and go in and kill her.
- Yes sir! Said Delbert and went in.
A little bit later he came out in tears.
I can't do it, I can't do it, he wept.
- You're a disgrace, yelled the instructor, pack up and go home right now, you're out!
Douglas came next. The same thing happened to him too and he got sent home.
Now it was Gertrude's turn.
- You know what to do! Yelled the instructor, your husband Arthur is in there, go in and kill him with this gun.
- Yes Sir! She said and went in.
After a few minutes she came out covered in blood.
- What happened in there?, asked the instructor.
- The gun wasn't loaded so I had to beat him to death with the gun sir!.
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