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The ghost of a terribly mangled huntsman dragging a dead coyote has often been made out going through garbage container on an Alta road. Some of the people who live here claim this phantom is in all probability the undead phantom of a resident who used to dwell here in Alta.
An extraterrestrial is repeatedly seen pulling a corpse from the cold water of Powell Creek in the early morning hours before sunrise.
A woman with no head may repeatedly be made out at Casino Beach taking a moonlight dip. Whatever folks verbalize, this is an intimidating ghost that is rather not disturbed.
The alien mechanic of a UFO may be observed frequently in Bradford Field before sunrise yelling people's names.
An ET from Venus has from time to time been noticed on an Alta street at night.
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Hello, this is Arthur in room 234, I would like to order a wake-up call.
- Ok sir, when?
- Right now please. Thanks Bye. . Arthur hangs up.
As Arthur was trying to pack for vacation, his 3-year-old Arthur Jr. was having a wonderful time playing on the bed. At one point, he said, ''Daddy, look at my fingers'' Trying to keep him happy and entertained, He reached out and stuck his fingers in his mouth and said, ''Daddy's eating your fingers!'' He was pretending to eat them. Then he had to rush out of the room again. When he returned, Junior was standing on the bed staring at his fingers with a devastated look on the face. I said, ''What's wrong?'' ''Daddy Daddy, where's my booger?''.
Arthur, Delbert, and Douglas had been going to skydiving school and were about to have their first jump.
- Ok now everyone listen up, just do as you remember from class. Jump out, count to three and pull the handle. If the parachute fails to open just go and get another in the storage.
Why on earth did you shave your neck Arthur?
-Oops, must have put my shirt on backwards.
Arthur came home from work. He was too tired so he went straight to bed. He saw that his wife was sound asleep, so he tried to be very quiet. He tucked himself in next to her. He looked at the end of the bed; he saw some feet sticking out from under the blanket, so he started counting them. 1..2..3..4..5..6. ''Oh. no something's wrong. There are two of us, so there should be four feet'', he told himself quietly, not wanting to wake his wife up. He stood up and walked to the end of the bed and started counting again. 1...2...3...4. Okay! There you go! He then went back to bed.
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