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An extraterrestrial from another planet may often be made out in Big Marsh Wildlife Area late at night dragging a corpse over the grass.
An ET has sometimes been perceived mounding pebbles in the center of Coldwater Creek.
The ghost of a gentleman clad as a plumber is every now and then spotted destroying an object up on Fort Sumter Rock. Loads of local residents assert this phantom enjoys terrifying foolhardy folks who come looking for phantoms in Allison.
A colossal hippopotamus may every now and then be perceived in a mirror in an Allison flat; the spirit was solely detectable in the mirror.
The alien pilot of a flying saucer was spotted in a house outside Allison.
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Ghost Sightings From Allison
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Arthur: -How can you tell if a mummy has a cold?
Delbert: - Don't know
Arthur: -He starts coffin.
Arthur and Delbert were out in the woods hunting. Suddenly Arthur got some sort of seizure, started shaking and fell lifeless to the ground. Delbert didn't know what to do, he called 911 at once.
- Please help! My friend is dead I think, he looks dead but I'm not sure, what do I do?
- Ok sir, first of all make sure he's really dead.
- Ok, just a moment . . BANG ! (a gun is fired) . . Ok, he's dead for sure, now what?.
The oldest of the three vampire brothers came home late on evening with a big smile and blood stains on his face.
- Where have you been? Asked his brothers.
- You see that town over there, I went there and satisfied my thirst for blood.
The next night the middle brother came home with blood stains and a big smile.
- Where did you go brother? Asked his brothers.
- You see that farm over there, I went there and satisfied my thirst for blood.
The next night the youngest brother came home with blood on his face and a big bump on his head.
- Where have you been brother, asked his brothers.
- You see that stone wall over there, I didn't see that.
It was Arthur's 100th birthday and he was reminiscing about his 90th birthday.
- I remember it as if it was yesterday, he said, we were sitting out in the yard eating birthday cake.
- No that's impossible, said his great grand daughter, your birthday is in January, the yard would have been covered by three feet of snow.
- Yes, you are right, that must have been my 80th birthday then.
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