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These are some lies we made up about Allerton.
A black dog that turned into a female may be witnessed often going bananas in Bob White State Park very late at night.
The spirit of a down-and-out man is now and then noticed at East Fork Medicine Creek very late at night flinging chunks of concrete into the flowing water. One of the residents definitely claims that this ghost is the stressed spirit of a long dead Allerton resident.
Galileo is known to have been seen on several occasions in a mobile home close to Allerton.
A gigantic lamb has regularly been distinguished looking for an object by a parked Chrysler in an Allerton parking lot at midnight.
A minotaur is regularly observed guzzling blood from a cup on a dark night on a sidewalk in Allerton.
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Ghost Sightings From Allerton
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Ghost Sightings From Allerton
The town reverend had called together a special town meeting to expose the wickedness of the local casino.
- Who's the richest man in this town? Well let me tell you, it's the casino owner. Who's got the nicest car? the casino owner. Who's got the biggest house? Again the casino owner! And who's paying for all of this? You people are, by spending your hard earned cash in his casino! You people must all stop gambling at the casino or else you will just get poorer and poorer.
The speech made a great impression on Arthur, the local bookstore owner. The next day he met the reverend in front of his book store.
- Reverend, I want to thank you for opening my eyes and letting me see the true nature of gambling and how it robs good people of their livelyhood.
- Well I'm very glad to hear that, I take it you have given up gambling then?
- Hell no, said Arthur, I'm converting my bookstore into a casino.
A car had crashed into a tree and Arthur and Delbert were found drunk at the scene, they were arrested at the crash site by the police. Later in court the judge asked:
- Which one of you two were driving the car?
-Your honor, we were both in the back seat singing.
Arthur was taing a cruise. The cruise ship was passing a tiny island and Arthur noticed a man with a beard and torn clothes waving hysterically to the ship.
- Captain! There's a man on that island!
Oh, yeah that guy, said the captain, he's always so happy to see us, he waves like that every time we pass by.
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