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These are some lies we made up about Algona.
An alien from deep space is now and then perceived trying on clothes in an Algona home.
A minotaur has supposedly been perceived on several occasions nosing around in mailboxes before sunrise in Algona.
An enormous mule may from time to time be spotted in Ambrose A Call State Park at night hauling a dead body through some bushes.
A glow-in-the-dark human figure was observed pulling a dead body from the freezing water of Black Cat Creek on a dark night. When witnessed the ghost came within reach of the observer who then ran away.
The ghost of a pregnant woman was seen gazing at the water by Lake Smith Dam on a dark night. This particular ghost has been noticed very frequently in this zone. One of the people who live here decisively says that this spirit may well be a recognized days gone by resident of Algona.
A large creepy ogre came into sight performing a melody on a harp in an Algona building.
The extraterrestrial navigator
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of a flying saucer was perceived in an Algona highschool around midnight staggering the hallways.
A huge tapir was observed in a mirror in an Algona residence; the ghost was exclusively observable in the mirror.
A decapitated gentleman has regularly been seen dining on an apple in Okamanpedan State Park outside the ranger station.
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Columbus is frequently witnessed in an apartment in the neighborhood of Algona.
An enormous ocelot has been said to have been perceived on a small number of instances in an Algona area shoe store, staggering the aisles.
The spirit of a physician with a bloody uniform can frequently be distinguished speaking into the air before sunrise on a sidewalk in Algona. Some of the folks who live in this town say this ghost is probably the struggling ghost of a local who used to have a house here in Algona.
A female with her head and both arms chopped off can be perceived repeatedly marching through a residence in Algona.
A Pterodactyl is from time to time distinguished traveling on a donkey beside a highway near Algona.
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Arthur the Cannibal was having lunch with his friend Delbert the Cannibal.
- Delbert, I don't like my wife.
- At least eat your vegetables Arthur.
Hey Delbert, if you can guess exactly how many oranges are in this bag you can have all five of them.
In the woods, Arthur's wife Gertrude went into labor in the middle of the night, and Doctor Rueprecht was called out to the delivery. To keep the nervous father-to-be busy, the doctor handed him a lantern and said, ''Here, you hold this high so I can see what I'm doing'' Soon, a baby boy was brought into the world. ''Check it out Arthur!'' said Dr. Rueprecht ''Don't be in a rush to put the lantern down. I think there's another one to come.'' Sure enough, within minutes he had delivered another little baby. ''No, no, don't be in a great hurry to be putting down that lantern, young man. It seems there's yet another one besides'' said the doctor. Arthur was in bewilderment, and asked Dr. Rueprecht: ''Do you think it's the light that's attracting them?''.
Arthur had taken up art and was showing his wife Gertrude his latest paintings.
- Yes Arthur, this one is really nice, and this one too. But oooh what is this hideous thing, that's the ugliest picture I've ever seen, please take it away before I puke my guts out honey.
- But Gertrude dear, that one is not one of my paintings, that's a mirror.
When the small town built a new bridge they installed a traffic counter to monitor traffic flow. The counter was getting close to the million mark, so they thought it would be a good idea to greet the millionth car an give him a prize. The counter read 999,999 and the sheriff and the mayor was standing by for the next car and here it came.
- Congratulations sir, you are the 1,000,000 th car to cross this bridge, you win $1,000.
- Wow a thousand bucks, yippie, I'm gonna go to driving school with that money and get myself one of them drivers licenses said Arthur.
- Don't listen to him, said his wife Gertrude in the passenger seat, he's drunk.
- I told you we wouldn't get far in a stolen car, said Delbert from the backseat.
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