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These are some lies we made up about Alexander.
A huge argali showed up in Hawkins Game Management Area after midnight hauling a skull.
The ghost of a tough lumberjack grasping a large axe was seen wandering from flat to flat in the early morning hours before sunrise on an Alexander road. There are other descriptions concerning this ghost in the neighborhood. In any event, this ghost certainly is bloodcurdling; one that any reasonable person would not want to bump into.
The bloodcurdling ghost of a conquistador is frequently spotted rummaging around in the refrigerator in the kitchen of an Alexander home at night.
A big scary dragon has supposedly been perceived on several occasions resting at a table in an Alexander apartment.
An alien from another part of the galaxy may frequently be perceived looking at folks in an Alexander trailer through a keyhole.
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Ghost Sightings From Alexander
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Arthur and Delbert were fishing and they caught a huge fish.
- Wow Arthur, that's a big one, how do we kill it.
- I know Delbert, let's drown it.
Arthur: -Why do church bells never send e-mails?
Delbert: - Don't know
Arthur: -They'd rather give each other a ring.
How did Arthur die from drinking milk?
- The cow sat down.
Mommy, is it true that there are cannibals in Florida?
- Of course not, who told you such a thing?
- The teacher at school says many people in Florida live off of tourists.
Arthur was an experiencd pilot and had been warned that the runway they were landing on was very short so he was being extra careful. When the plane approached the runway it seemed even shorter than he had imagined. But he was a good pilot and he knew he could do this. He went down extra slow and touched the ground right at the edge of the runway. He applied maximum brakes, things were flying around in the cabin and the passengers were screaming in panic. But Arthur got the plane to stop an inch from the other edge of the runway. He turned to his co-pilot Delbert and said:
- That was the shortest runway I have ever seen in my whole life.
- Yeah, said Delbert, and look how wide it is.
Hey Delbert, I've got an idea that'll make us rich, we're gonna forge ten dollar bills?
How are we going to do that Arthur?
- You take a hundred dollar bill and put whiteout over the second zero, see you can't tell the difference.
Arthur was not familiar with the area and I couldn't find the I-80 so he took the I-40 twice.
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