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These are some lies we made up about Alden.
An extraterrestrial may sometimes be spotted hauling a cadaver over the grass in Bessman-Kemp County Park before dawn.
The phantom of a flight attendant was seen floating in the air like a blimp in Alden. Numerous folks close at hand have had identical happenings with an almost identical spirit.
The alien commander of a UFO came into sight in a restaurant in the Alden vicinity.
A massive chimpanzee was witnessed trying on shoes in an Alden apartment.
An extraterrestrial from planet Mercury was seen mid stream in Elk Run contemplating.
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Hello, this is Arthur in room 234, I would like to order a wake-up call. - Ok sir, when? - Right now please. Thanks Bye. . Arthur hangs up. I'm a healthy guy, I don’t smoke and I don’t drink either. - Damn, I forgot my cigarettes at the bar again. Teacher: - Arthur please point to America on the map. Arthur: -This is it. Teacher: Well done. Now class, who found America? Class: -Arthur did. The two birds had been boyfriend girlfriend for a long time and things had been going well, but today the girl bird was inconsolable. - I already told you honey, I did not get married to someone else, I was abducted by a gang of ornithologists and they put this ring on me. Arthur: -Why do church bells never send e-mails? Delbert: - Don't know Arthur: -They'd rather give each other a ring. Arthur comes home to find his wife Gertrude in bed with another man. ''What are you doing'' he yells. The wife whispers to her lover: ''I told you he was stupid!''. Gertrude went hunting and accidentally shot a man. She rushed him to Doctor Rueprecht and explained to him what had happened. - He kept screaming ''I'm a deer, I'm a deer'' but I guess he was screaming ''I'm not a deer. I just got caught up in the excitement I guess and shot him thinking he was a deer. Tell me Doctor, is he going to make it? - Well, said the doctor, his chances would have been better if you wouldn't have skinned him. What's the difference between your mother-in-law and Bigfoot? One of them stinks, is covered in hair, weighs 900 pounds. The other one has big feet.
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