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These are some lies we made up about Albia.
An alien was witnessed bass fishing from the shore of Maxon Reservoir late in the night.
An alien explorer from another solar system was perceived in Monroe City Park around midnight glugging down blood from a container.
The spirit of a man having on a military uniform has frequently been spotted munching on a cracker in the middle of Grays Creek. Based on what the folks who live here argue, this ghost is in all probability the struggling ghost of a resident who used to have a home here in Albia.
A female with a sword sticking out of her head is regularly witnessed walking through a residence in Albia. One thing is for guaranteed, this spirit sure is menacing; one that is rather not messed with.
A knight's armor from the middle ages without a human being inside is known to have been observed on several instances striding through an apartment next to Albia. Folks here who have observed this ghost allege this ghost is the tormented spirit of a long
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gone Albia local. Anyhow, this is a nasty ghost that you don't want to encounter at midnight.
A giant goat may often be witnessed reading a magazine quite near Honey Creek (Rathbun Res.) State Park.
The ghost of a woman with a bag bound around her head may be noticed over and over again at a public phone in Albia talking on the telephone.
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In any case, it undeniably is a menacing ghost that any wise person wouldn't want to run into.
A semi see-through man clad as the skipper of a craft has every now and then been distinguished sniveling by a wild highway near Albia in the early morning hours before sunrise.
The ghost of a young man dressed in a confederate uniform is now and then spotted being in an abandoned mansion in Albia. No matter what, this is an unfriendly ghost that should be stayed away from.
Issac Newton is known to have been observed on a handful of occasions standing by a secluded highway in the neighborhood of Albia.
A massive waterbuck may occasionally be spotted being carried by a moped on a gloomy highway close to Albia.
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Why on earth did you shave your neck Arthur?
-Oops, must have put my shirt on backwards.
Arthur: -What do you have if your head is hot, your feet are cold, and you see spots in front of your eyes?
Delbert: - Don't know
Arthur: - You probably have a polka-dotted sock over your head.
Hey Arthur, long time no see. Wow I see you've opened a fruit stand, that's great. What are those ones?
- Yeah those are Fuji Apples Delbert.
- Let me have 8 of those, and I need them individually wrapped. And what about those Arthur?
- Ah those are Grapefruits Delbert.
- Oh Ok, let me have 6 of those individually wrapped. And what about those?
- Yeah those are blueberries Delbert, but they're not for sale.
Teacher: Today, we're going to talk about the tenses. Now, if I say ''I am beautiful,'' which tense is it?
Arthur Jr.: -Obviously it is the past tense.
Arthur and his wife Gertrude was out for a romantic walk.
- Watch out Gertrude, dog poop, don’t step in it.
- Nah, that doesn’t look like dog poop. But I wonder what it could be. I'm curious, could you smell it dear and tell me what it is.
- Hmm, smells like dog poop to me.
- I'm not convinced dear, could you please touch it.
- Ok dear, for you anything. ... Well it does feel like dog poop
- I'm still not quite convinced dear, could you please taste it and tell me what it is.
- No Gertrude, can we just leave this thing behind us and move on not knowing what it is please?
- No Arthur, I really want to know what that is, now take a big bit out of it and tell me what it is.
Ok, ok, for you my dear anything...
Arthur takes a bite, chews it well.
-Aaahhh!!! &*$#@#$%!!! This is disgusting !!! It's definitely dog poop, no doubt about it.
- Lucky we didn't step in it then Arthur.
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