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These are some lies we made up about Albert City.
An extraterrestrial from Pluto is repeatedly spotted in Little Clear Lake Park after midnight hauling a human skull.
The spirit of a young-looking Indian warrior has been noticed on numerous occasions yelling down beside the shore at Clear Lake.
The phantom of a sturdy lumberjack gripping a big axe can repeatedly be observed suspended in the air like a hot-air balloon in Albert City. Scores of people who live here say this ghost is that of a local who existed here in Albert City before the present.
The terrifying ghost of a Gaul can be made out time and again staring at a lady snoozing on a couch in a residence in Albert City. People assert that this phantom loves startling foolish folks who have the courage to upset the silence in Albert City. Anyway, it without a doubt is a frightening spirit that should be shunned.
A gentleman that shape-shifted into a vampire has sometimes been spotted in an autopart store in the Albert City neighborhood.
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A man who lives here says that this ghost could be the spirit of a local resident who passed on here in Albert City long ago. In any event, this ghost undoubtedly is frightening; one that you wouldn't want to come across before dawn.
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Ghost Sightings From Albert City
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Ghost Sightings From Albert City
Arthur: -Why didn't the skeleton cross the road?
Delbert: - Don't know
Arthur: -Because he had no guts.
It's all women's fault that men lie all the time, they keep asking questions.
If ''CON'' is the opposite of ''PRO'', what is the opposite of PROGRESS?.
Arthur: -How can you tell if a mummy has a cold?
Delbert: - Don't know
Arthur: -He starts coffin.
Two burglars were getting very annoyed.
- Man, this is the 23rd safe we bust open tonight and not a penny, these guys are supposed to be loaded.
- Yeah, I though these safe factories made lots of money.
Why are there so many people called John?
- Because it's a common name.
Delbert, I'm so glad that fish I caught yesterday got away.
- Glad?
- Yeah Delbert, there wasn't enough space for the both of us in the boat.
Arthur, does your dog bite?
- No Delbert, he doesn't.
- Oh good, I'll pet it then. Cute doggy doggy ..AAAAGHH. He bit me, you said your dog didn't bite.
- That's not my dog.
Arthur! what is that awful smell? It stinks to high heaven, did you poop your pants or something?
- Don’t be silly Delbert, I'm 35 years old, of course I didn’t soil my pants!
- No Arthur, it's coming from your pants, you must have pooped your pants! Let me check your pants man!
- I certainly did not soil my pants, but if you must check then go ahead.
-Alright Arthur, I'll check your pants...(checking pants)....- #$%@&#% this is disgusting, your pants are full of poop, you did poop your pants man!
Yes Delbert, but that was yesterday.
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