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The ghost of a badly burned female can be observed repeatedly talking into the thin air as if somebody in addition was nearby. One of the people who live here strongly declares that this phantom may very well be a famous old days dweller of Akron.
A gargantuan coati has once in a while been spotted crying in Big Sioux County Park in the early morning hours.
The ghost of a gentleman with a cross cut into his forehead is occasionally spotted drifting down on Beaver Creek late in the night. No matter what, this ghost undeniably is bloodcurdling; one that you shouldn't go trying to find.
An extremely large crocodile has been said to have been noticed on numerous occasions peeking through home windows in Akron on a dark night.
A space alien from another solar system can now and then be seen watching television in an Akron living room on a dark night.
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Ghost Sightings From Akron
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Delbert and Arthur were performing a strange ritual in the city park. Delbert was digging small holes in the ground with a spade, and Arthur was walking behind him filling the holes with a spade.
- What exacly are you guys doing? Asked a man who was passing by.
- We're planting flowers, said Arthur, usually Douglas is here too, but he's ill today, he's the one that puts the seed in the ground.
Arthur: -When is a car not a car?
Delbert: - Don't know
Arthur: -When it turns into a drive way.
BEEP BEEP BEEP - We interrupt this radio broadcast for an urgent traffic announcement, a vehicle is driving the wrong direction on I-5, please watch out for this vehicle.
- Did you hear that, a car going the wrong way, that's the dumbest thing I ever heard, says the old-timer to his wife, there's hundreds of 'em!.
Arthur: -What do you have if your head is hot, your feet are cold, and you see spots in front of your eyes?
Delbert: - Don't know
Arthur: - You probably have a polka-dotted sock over your head.
Hey over here Arthur, it's me Delbert I'm here on the other side of the river!
- Oh yeah, how have you been, long time no see. How do I get to the other side of this river?
- Are you stupid or something? You ARE on the other side.
Arthur: -What will seven days of dieting do to you?
Delbert: - Don't know
Arthur: -They make one weak (week).
A llama walks into the bar and orders a Miller, drinks the beer, pays and leaves.
- Did you see what just happened? Said Arthur who was also in the bar to the bartender, that's incredible!
- Yes, said the bartender, I agree, I've never seen anything like this before, usually he orders Bud.
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