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A gigantic jackal can regularly be witnessed looking wrathfully at the witness in Crawford Pond Park after midnight.

A huge impala can be spotted over and over again nosing around in mailboxes on a dark night in Ainsworth.
    
The martian captain of an extraterrestrial spaceship has once in a while been observed heaving rocks mid stream in East Fork Crooked Creek.

A very large koodoo is once in a while made out musicalizing on a harp in an Ainsworth residence.

Wolfgang Amadeus Mozart has supposedly been spotted on many occasions in an Ainsworth secondary school on a dark night striding the hallways.

 

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