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These are some lies we made up about Ainsworth.
The ghost of a coal-miner has allegedly been distinguished on many instances in Crawford Pond Park in the early morning hours concealing a cadaver by a sizeable rock. One thing's for certain, it's sure a chilling ghost that you shouldn't go trying to locate.
The extraterrestrial pilot of an extraterrestrial spaceship may occasionally be made out tossing bricks into the flowing water at East Fork Crooked Creek in the early morning hours before sunrise.
The phantom of a gentleman clad as a janitor was seen trying on a hat in an Ainsworth flat. The bystander ran away after she saw the spirit. According to what the people who live here argue, this spirit is in all probability the undeparted spirit of a resident who used to live here in Ainsworth. In any event, this ghost undeniably is chilling; one that should be shunned.
An ET from planet Neptune came into view climbing up from a manhole on an Ainsworth residential road at night.
Julius Ceasar was made out playing a piece of music on a guitar in an Ainsworth house.
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Mom, why does dad have so little hair on his head?
- Well dear, it's because he thinks so much.
- Mom, why do you have so much hair on your head?.
Arthur, how did you manage to break your leg raking leaves?
- I fell out of the tree.
Little Arthur Junior was in the neighbors yard picking apples from a tree.
- What the hell you think you're doing kid!, The neighbor lady yelled as she came rushing out of her house.
-Stealing apples, little Arthur replied.
- Why you little #@%$& !!!, I'm going to tell your dad, where is he anyway?
- Up here mam, said a voice from the tree.
Gertrude went hunting and accidentally shot a man. She rushed him to Doctor Rueprecht and explained to him what had happened.
- He kept screaming ''I'm a deer, I'm a deer'' but I guess he was screaming ''I'm not a deer. I just got caught up in the excitement I guess and shot him thinking he was a deer. Tell me Doctor, is he going to make it?
- Well, said the doctor, his chances would have been better if you wouldn't have skinned him.
Arthur, why did you tip the parking attendant $100, are you out of your mind?
- But Delbert, look at this beautiful brand new car he upgraded me to.
Delbert the farm worker went to pick up Arthur the farmer at the airport.
- Did anything unusual happen while I was gone Delbert?
- No, Arthur, nothing unusual.
- What's that in the back of the truck?
- The burned pigs.
- Burned pigs?
- Yes the barn burned down Arthur.
- The barn burned down?
- Yes, it was ignited by the burning house.
- The house burned down too?
- Yes, one of the candles fell over.
- Candles? What candles?
- The ones by your wife's coffin.
- My wife's coffin? Gertrude died!!?
- Yes, Gertrude fell off the roof.
- What was she doing on the roof?
- She was drunk.
- Well, that's nothing unusual.
- Right Arthur like I said, nothing unusual happened. .
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