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The spirit of a gentleman dressed in a law enforcement outfit can occasionally be spotted appearing bloodcurdling in Chief Wapello's Grave Historical Marker late at night. If you listen to the folks who live here, this phantom could be the spirit of a person who lived here who passed away here in Agency some time ago. Whatever people articulate, it indisputably is a bloodcurdling ghost that you shouldn't go seeking.
A gigantic shrew was seen by Chippewa Creek looking angrily at the onlooker.
A gigantic bison emerged looking for a bag under a parked Toyota in an Agency parking lot very late at night.
The ghost of an elderly man with a large white mustache was spotted going crazy late in the night on a sidewalk in Agency. This phantom is incredibly active in this vicinity; there have been many additional reports of this individual phantom.
An alien from deep space came into sight taking a rest at a coffee table in an Agency residence excavating a hollow.
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Arthur was down by the docks throwing bricks into the water. Every time he threw a brick he would look down into the water and curse. He did this for a very long time until Delbert came up to him.
- What are you doing? Asked Delbert.
- No matter how many times I throw one of these rectangular bricks into the water I keep getting circles.
The police pulled a car over, Arthur was sitting in the backseat.
- Arthur, you know better than to let an aardvark drive your car!
- Oh, this is not my car officer, I'm just hitch-hiking.
Arthur the blacksmith was telling his apprentice Delbert what to do.
- Ok, listen carefully and do as I say. I will take the iron out of the fire and place it on the anvil. You keep you eyes on my head, when I nod you hit it as hard as you can with the giant hammer. Those were Arthur's last words.
Arthur! what is that awful smell? It stinks to high heaven, did you poop your pants or something?
- Don’t be silly Delbert, I'm 35 years old, of course I didn’t soil my pants!
- No Arthur, it's coming from your pants, you must have pooped your pants! Let me check your pants man!
- I certainly did not soil my pants, but if you must check then go ahead.
-Alright Arthur, I'll check your pants...(checking pants)....- #$%@&#% this is disgusting, your pants are full of poop, you did poop your pants man!
Yes Delbert, but that was yesterday.
Arthur had taken up art and was showing his wife Gertrude his latest paintings.
- Yes Arthur, this one is really nice, and this one too. But oooh what is this hideous thing, that's the ugliest picture I've ever seen, please take it away before I puke my guts out honey.
- But Gertrude dear, that one is not one of my paintings, that's a mirror.
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