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A gentleman with no head has supposedly been perceived on many instances staggering through a house near Afton.
An enormous lovebird may repeatedly be spotted by Indian Creek shining a kerosene lamp.
The extraterrestrial pilot of a flying saucer may be witnessed very frequently dragging a cadaver over rocks in Cedar County Park before dawn.
The ghost of an old prospector with a big mustache and a wooden right leg has once in a while been noticed at a public phone in Afton making a telephone call. According to what the residents claim, this phantom is that of a resident who existed here in Afton in the past.
A massive seal is from time to time perceived walking through an Afton vicinity graveyard.
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Ghost Sightings From Afton
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The two birds had been boyfriend girlfriend for a long time and things had been going well, but today the girl bird was inconsolable.
- I already told you honey, I did not get married to someone else, I was abducted by a gang of ornithologists and they put this ring on me.
Hey over here Arthur, it's me Delbert I'm here on the other side of the river!
- Oh yeah, how have you been, long time no see. How do I get to the other side of this river?
- Are you stupid or something? You ARE on the other side.
It was Arthur's 100th birthday and he was reminiscing about his 90th birthday.
- I remember it as if it was yesterday, he said, we were sitting out in the yard eating birthday cake.
- No that's impossible, said his great grand daughter, your birthday is in January, the yard would have been covered by three feet of snow.
- Yes, you are right, that must have been my 80th birthday then.
Arthur was an experiencd pilot and had been warned that the runway they were landing on was very short so he was being extra careful. When the plane approached the runway it seemed even shorter than he had imagined. But he was a good pilot and he knew he could do this. He went down extra slow and touched the ground right at the edge of the runway. He applied maximum brakes, things were flying around in the cabin and the passengers were screaming in panic. But Arthur got the plane to stop an inch from the other edge of the runway. He turned to his co-pilot Delbert and said:
- That was the shortest runway I have ever seen in my whole life.
- Yeah, said Delbert, and look how wide it is.
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