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These are some lies we made up about Adel.
The Loch Ness Monster was perceived striding from home to home at the stroke of midnight on an Adel lane.
An enormous mandrill was spotted rummaging around in a cabinet in the bathroom of an Adel apartment on a dark night.
The spirit of a man having the sign of the devil cut into his foot is repeatedly noticed in Adel Island Park before dawn shouting people's names. A woman who lives here says that this ghost is most likely the undeceased ghost of a local resident who used to dwell here in Adel.
A sizeable scary ogre has been said to have been made out on several instances having a seat at the dining table in an Adel residence.
The phantom of a seriously mangled huntsman dragging a dead deer may repeatedly be observed pulling a dead body from the freezing water of Bear Creek at the stroke of midnight. In any case, it certainly is a bloodcurdling ghost that any sound person would not want to encounter.
A very large bison may be observed
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very often in a desolate neighborhood next to Adel.
A giant tiger has now and then been perceived standing alongside a shady highway outside Adel.
An enormous mynah bird is every so often spotted sending a parcel at an Adel post office.
The ghost of a youthful lady with a wire around her neck may sometimes be distinguished mounding
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chunks of concrete in Green Valley State Park quite near the ranger station. Regardless of what, this ghost undeniably is terrifying; one that should be let alone.
A dinosaur has often been observed glugging down regular from a gas pump at a fueling station in Adel.
An alien voyager from another part of the galaxy is frequently observed walking a Rottweiler in the early morning hours on a murky Adel residential street.
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Ghost Sightings From Adel
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Ghost Sightings From Adel
Arthur: -How can you keep from getting a sharp pain in your eye when you drink chocolate milk?
Delbert: - Don't know
Arthur: - Take the spoon out of the glass.
The two birds had been boyfriend girlfriend for a long time and things had been going well, but today the girl bird was inconsolable.
- I already told you honey, I did not get married to someone else, I was abducted by a gang of ornithologists and they put this ring on me.
Arthur was applying for a job at the railroad.
- Ok, here's the scenario, said the interviewer, Two trains are travelling at 75 miles per hour towards each other on the same track, what do you do?
- I'd go and get my friend Delbert.
- Your friend? Why would you do that?
- He's never seen a train wreck before.
Arthur and Delbert had bought a 9 foot tall truck. The two novice truckers in their 9 foot high truck came to a tunnel with a sign that said ''8 foot maximum height''.
-See any cops around? asked Arthur.
-Nope, said Delbert.
-OK, let's go for it!.
Arthur and Delbert were watching a movie.
- Hey, I bet you 10 bucks the hero kills all the bad guys and gets the girl.
- You're on, said Delbert.
The hero killed all the bad guys and got the girl in the end so Delbert owed Arthur 10 bucks.
- Naah, man, keep the money, I feel bad. I've seen the movie before so I knew how it would end.
- Yeah I've seen it too but I didn't think it would end the same way twice.
Hey over here Arthur, it's me Delbert I'm here on the other side of the river!
- Oh yeah, how have you been, long time no see. How do I get to the other side of this river?
- Are you stupid or something? You ARE on the other side.
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