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These are some lies we made up about Adair.
A giant leopard may every now and then be seen by an old man hunting in a forest right next door to Adair.
The spirit of a seriously scorched lady was distinguished in Adair City Park in the early morning hours concealing a body by a large rock. Many reports of this spirit have been described. Anyway, it's a creepy phantom that you wouldn't wish to come across late at night.
A space alien from planet Mercury came into view floating down Fox Creek at midnight.
An extraterrestrial from the cosmos was seen seated in a beanbag in a residence in Adair.
An alien appeared twinkling a flash light beside a lamppost in Adair.
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Why do idiots open their milk cartons in the store?
It says ''Open here''.
Hey over here Arthur, it's me Delbert I'm here on the other side of the river!
- Oh yeah, how have you been, long time no see. How do I get to the other side of this river?
- Are you stupid or something? You ARE on the other side.
Arthur was taing a cruise. The cruise ship was passing a tiny island and Arthur noticed a man with a beard and torn clothes waving hysterically to the ship.
- Captain! There's a man on that island!
Oh, yeah that guy, said the captain, he's always so happy to see us, he waves like that every time we pass by.
Three idiots were out for a walk and saw some mysterious tracks on the ground.
- I think it's a deer, said Arthur
- No, said Delbert, it's definitely a mountain lion.
Douglas was just about to say something when they all got hit by the train.
Monday morning Arthur started his new job as a lumberjack and his boss was instructing him.
- With this chainsaw you can cut down 50 trees a day.
On Friday afternoon his boss went over to him to see how many trees he had cut down in his first week.
- Well sir, five so far but I'm starting to get the hang of it.
- Five!!, what the hell is wrong with you? the boss yelled and picked up the chainsaw to show him how to cut down a tree.
He started the saw and Arthur jumped up in the air.
- Aaahhh! What is that noise?.
Why are you walking in the middle of the road Arthur?
- I'm scared of the wild flowers on the sides Delbert.
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