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These are some lies we made up about Ackworth.
A Tyrannosaurus is rumored to have been noticed on one or two occasions late at night chasing a passing pickup on a shady road near Ackworth.
A gigantic chimpanzee may often be perceived in Beech Community Park before sunrise dragging a body over rocks.
The martian mechanic of an alien spacecraft has every now and then been noticed bass fishing from the water's edge of Browns Lake before sunrise.
The Ugly Duckling is once in a while perceived smoking a cigar in the center of Coal Creek.
A massive prairie dog is rumored to have been noticed on a handful of instances in the rear seat of a Nissan by the driver spotting the ghost in his rear view mirror late at night.
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Ghost Sightings From Ackworth
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Ghost Sightings From Ackworth
In the woods, Arthur's wife Gertrude went into labor in the middle of the night, and Doctor Rueprecht was called out to the delivery. To keep the nervous father-to-be busy, the doctor handed him a lantern and said, ''Here, you hold this high so I can see what I'm doing'' Soon, a baby boy was brought into the world. ''Check it out Arthur!'' said Dr. Rueprecht ''Don't be in a rush to put the lantern down. I think there's another one to come.'' Sure enough, within minutes he had delivered another little baby. ''No, no, don't be in a great hurry to be putting down that lantern, young man. It seems there's yet another one besides'' said the doctor. Arthur was in bewilderment, and asked Dr. Rueprecht: ''Do you think it's the light that's attracting them?''.
Arthur talks to a guy in a bar
- Hey you look familiar, didn’t I bump into you in Idaho once?
Maybe, but probably not because I've never been there.
Come to think of it I've never been to Idaho either, must have been two other people. But wait, have you ever been to Wyoming?
- No I haven't.
- Well then you might know my brother, he's never been to Wyoming either.
Her vocabulary was as bad as, as hmmm , never mind.
Excuse me sir, take a look at this suitcase, it's a top quality suitcase and it can be yours for only 50 dollars if you buy it from me right now.
- Hmm, yes it's pretty. But what am I going to do with it?
- Well sir, you put your clothes in it when you travel.
- You mean I'm supposed to travel around naked?.
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