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These are some lies we made up about Zanesfield.
A space man is rumored to have been spotted on numerous occasions flinging pebbles into the current at Sugar Creek at midnight.
The ghost of a teen girl can repeatedly be distinguished in Hadley Bottom late at night trying to snatch something. It's been argued that this particular spirit is the stressed spirit of a long dead Zanesfield person who lived here.
The ghost of a lady with half her head gone has from time to time been witnessed in a building in close proximity to Zanesfield.
The martian crew member of a flying saucer is occasionally seen looking at the sight from the pinnacle of Bald Knob before sunrise.
A female with a machete in her head may once in a while be witnessed yelling names at Appleseed Ridge Lake Number One Dam before sunrise. In any case, this ghost undeniably is chilling; one that should be kept away from.
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Arthur's mama's so poor she chases the garbage truck with a shopping list.
Arthur and Delbert are catching up after Arthur was sent to Iraq. Arthur says ''I have been teaching my dog to speak English.'' ''No way.'' Delbert replied in disbelief. ''Then listen to this.'' He turns to his dog and asks ''How was the situation in Iraq?'' The dog replies ''rough rough''.
Arthur! what is that awful smell? It stinks to high heaven, did you poop your pants or something?
- Don’t be silly Delbert, I'm 35 years old, of course I didn’t soil my pants!
- No Arthur, it's coming from your pants, you must have pooped your pants! Let me check your pants man!
- I certainly did not soil my pants, but if you must check then go ahead.
-Alright Arthur, I'll check your pants...(checking pants)....- #$%@&#% this is disgusting, your pants are full of poop, you did poop your pants man!
Yes Delbert, but that was yesterday.
Arthur came home from work. He was too tired so he went straight to bed. He saw that his wife was sound asleep, so he tried to be very quiet. He tucked himself in next to her. He looked at the end of the bed; he saw some feet sticking out from under the blanket, so he started counting them. 1..2..3..4..5..6. ''Oh. no something's wrong. There are two of us, so there should be four feet'', he told himself quietly, not wanting to wake his wife up. He stood up and walked to the end of the bed and started counting again. 1...2...3...4. Okay! There you go! He then went back to bed.
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