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These are some lies we made up about Xenia.
An extraterrestrial from Mars has regularly been spotted looking for a book beside a parked Chrysler in a Xenia parking lot at midnight.
Genghis Khan is often noticed pointing at the viewer in a row boat on Greene Company Fish and Game Association Reservoir.
An alien from another solar system has purportedly been witnessed on a small number of occasions screaming at the bystander to disappear in the early morning hours before sunrise on a lawn in Xenia.
The ghost of a man having half his head lost may often be seen relaxing at the dining table in a Xenia residence chucking pieces of wood.
A beheaded woman has occasionally been perceived dragging a body from the freezing water of Beaver Creek after midnight. If you listen to what the locals assert, this ghost gets pleasure from scaring folks who have the guts to upset the tranquility in Xenia.
The ghost of a teenage girl is sometimes witnessed burying a cadaver by a big boulder in Beaver
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Creek State Wildlife Area late at night. Locals here who have distinguished this phantom declare this phantom loves frightening folks who come seeking phantoms in Xenia.
The extraterrestrial pilot of an extraterrestrial spacecraft has allegedly been perceived on a few occasions wandering through a trailer in Xenia.
The ghost of a female
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with half her head missing can sometimes be distinguished striding through a home near Xenia. One thing is for certain, it sure is a terrifying ghost that any rational person would not want to run into.
An extremely large dormouse was distinguished in a phone booth in Xenia making a telephone call.
A space man from planet Jupiter appeared in Buck Creek State Park near the ranger station reading a magazine.
A space invader from another galaxy was noticed pacing through a Xenia neighborhood cemetery.
The martian mechanic of an unidentified flying object emerged howling by a secluded highway near Xenia at the stroke of midnight.
A space man from Jupiter was made out being in a deserted mansion in Xenia.
An extraterrestrial from deep space was spotted standing by a wild highway outside Xenia.
The martian pilot of an alien spaceship has often been witnessed traveling on a scooter on a dark road right next door to Xenia.
A shape with a skeleton face wearing gloomy robes has been noticed on frequent
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occasions in a house in Xenia.
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Ghost Sightings From Xenia
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Ghost Sightings From Xenia
Don't worry son, said Arthur to his son. When I was your age I had a weak mind as well. But don't worry, it'll disappear completely as you get older.
Arthur, how did you manage to break your leg raking leaves?
- I fell out of the tree.
Four is my lucky number. When I was four I found a 4 pound gold nugget in the back yard. I won 4 million dollars on the lottery on April 4th 2004. Last week when I turned 44 I went out to the horse race track and put every penny I own on horse number 4 in the 4th race.
- Wow Arthur! Did you win?
- No Delbert, he came in 4th I'm afraid.
Acme electric home repair service had just hired Arthur as an electrician, his first assignment was to fix an old lady's doorbell. He came back after an hour and told his boss:
- Well, I went over there and I must have rang the doorbell at least 20 times but no one opened so I left.
Doctor Rueprecht, can you help my son, he thinks he's a chicken
- A chicken? That's odd, said Doctor Rueprecht, how long has he been believing he's a chicken?
- About a year now.
- A whole year? Why did you wait this long to see me? Asked the doctor.
- Well doctor, we're saving a lot of money on eggs.
Delbert, Douglas, and Gertrude wanted to join a special forces combat unit and had to prove they could follow any order without hesitation. Delbert was told to go first.
- We have your wife tied up behind this door, said the instructor, I want you to take this gun and go in and kill her.
- Yes sir! Said Delbert and went in.
A little bit later he came out in tears.
I can't do it, I can't do it, he wept.
- You're a disgrace, yelled the instructor, pack up and go home right now, you're out!
Douglas came next. The same thing happened to him too and he got sent home.
Now it was Gertrude's turn.
- You know what to do! Yelled the instructor, your husband Arthur is in there, go in and kill him with this gun.
- Yes Sir! She said and went in.
After a few minutes she came out covered in blood.
- What happened in there?, asked the instructor.
- The gun wasn't loaded so I had to beat him to death with the gun sir!.
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