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These are some lies we made up about Wooster.
Hansel and Gretel's mom is known to have been made out on a few instances strolling from flat to flat at midnight on a Wooster road.
A space alien from another planet can repeatedly be made out in Christmas Run Park at the stroke of midnight glugging down orange juice.
The extraterrestrial captain of an extraterrestrial spacecraft can be noticed over and over again before dawn floating by on Apple Creek.
A massive kinkajou is occasionally distinguished browsing through the refrigerator in the kitchen of a Wooster flat in the early morning hours.
William Shakespeare has purportedly been perceived on a small number of occasions reading a pamphlet at Dush Pond Dam at midnight.
An extraterrestrial from planet Pluto may every so often be made out seated at a table in a Wooster mobile home.
An extremely large aardvark was perceived sniveling by Killbuck Swamp.
A space alien from another part of the galaxy showed up looking at people in
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a Wooster building through a peephole.
The extraterrestrial crew member of a flying saucer was spotted in a secluded zone right next door to Wooster.
A colossal dugong came into view quite near Cuyahoga Valley National Recreation Area attempting to touch something.
The spirit of a woman with a sack tied around her head was perceived
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spitting at passing cars down a gloomy highway near Wooster. The ghost did not mind that there was someone else near.
An alien voyager from the cosmos was seen pushing orbs around in Dillon State Park near the park headquarters.
A somewhat transparent gentleman clothed as the skipper of a craft has often been spotted sending a letter at a Wooster post office.
A gargantuan salamander is regularly distinguished conversing into the air as if somebody else was near.
The spirit of a young-looking guy in a confederate uniform is rumored to have been perceived on a small number of instances walking a Pit Bull at the stroke of midnight on a dark Wooster residential street. A woman who lives here alleges that this ghost is that of a local who resided here in Wooster some time ago.
A very large mink can repeatedly be distinguished watching movies in a Wooster living room in the early morning hours.
A very large bighorn may be observed over and over again browsing through garbage cans on a Wooster street.
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Ceasar has occasionally been witnessed on a Wooster street late at night.
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Ghost Sightings From Wooster
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Arthur: -Why do church bells never send e-mails?
Delbert: - Don't know
Arthur: -They'd rather give each other a ring.
The town reverend had called together a special town meeting to expose the wickedness of the local casino.
- Who's the richest man in this town? Well let me tell you, it's the casino owner. Who's got the nicest car? the casino owner. Who's got the biggest house? Again the casino owner! And who's paying for all of this? You people are, by spending your hard earned cash in his casino! You people must all stop gambling at the casino or else you will just get poorer and poorer.
The speech made a great impression on Arthur, the local bookstore owner. The next day he met the reverend in front of his book store.
- Reverend, I want to thank you for opening my eyes and letting me see the true nature of gambling and how it robs good people of their livelyhood.
- Well I'm very glad to hear that, I take it you have given up gambling then?
- Hell no, said Arthur, I'm converting my bookstore into a casino.
Arthur was talking to a guy in a bar on the top floor of a skyscraper.
- You know, said the guy, I've been looking at the way the wind blows around this building and I think that if you jump out that window right there the air currents will take you down safely and put you softly on your feet on the sidewalk right in front of the building.
- That's impossible, said Arthur, can't be done.
No I'm pretty sure, let me prove it to you, said the guy and jumped out the window.
A few minutes later he showed up in the elevator without a scratch.
- Wow, that's the most incredible thing I've ever seen, I have to try that too, said Arthur and jumped out the window.
The bartender looks up and says: - That was not very nice Superman.
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