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These are some lies we made up about Willoughby.
An martian voyager from another galaxy has now and then been spotted at Elk Point in the early morning hours looking down into the water.
The phantom of a young-looking man having on a confederate uniform is every now and then perceived marching through a building near Willoughby.
The ghost of a bound up guy has been said to have been spotted on one or two instances hauling a body from the chilly water of Chagrin River at midnight. One thing is for guaranteed, it's a menacing ghost that you wouldn't want to bump into before dawn.
An alien from planet Saturn may from time to time be spotted at a public phone in Willoughby making a phone call.
An alien from deep space was seen in Bellflower Park on a dark night hauling a body over rocks.
The spirit of a bum materialized striding through a Willoughby area cemetery. When the ghost was spotted it faded away into the air. Based on what the local residents allege, this ghost is the undead
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soul of a long departed Willoughby resident.
The phantom of a young-looking woman soaked in blood was observed beneath a lofty tree in A B Williams Memorial Woods smoking a pipe. Alarmed by the witnesses the ghost vanished into the dark.
A space invader showed up verbalizing into the night up on Gildersleeve Mountain.
A colossal
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squirrel was distinguished gazing at the water by Mentor Harbor around midnight.
The extraterrestrial navigator of a UFO was spotted gripping a headbone next to a secluded highway near Willoughby after midnight.
The phantom of an aged hag has often been noticed standing by a desolate highway near Willoughby. In any case, it undoubtedly is a chilling spirit that any reasonable person wouldn't wish to run into.
A very large capybara is frequently witnessed mounted on a low rider on a shady road in the neighborhood of Willoughby.
Socrates has supposedly been made out on frequent instances near Cleveland Lakefront State Park struggling to grasp something.
A woman's body having a bat's head may be perceived repeatedly in a residence in Willoughby. Regardless of what, this ghost sure is creepy; one that you shouldn't go searching for.
A giant cat has every so often been witnessed shuffling orbs around in Cuyahoga Valley National Recreation Area outside the ranger station.
A fairly rotten human corpse
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is occasionally spotted in a Willoughby house. Folks who have perceived this ghost declare this ghost is the ghost of a visitor that was murdered while traveling through Willoughby some decades ago. Regardless of what folks express, it's a scary spirit that should be left alone.
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Ghost Sightings From Willoughby
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Ghost Sightings From Willoughby
Hey Delbert, how many idiots does it take to wash a car?
- Don't know Arthur, how many?
- Two, one holding the sponge and one driving the car back and forth.
Why are you walking in the middle of the road Arthur?
- I'm scared of the wild flowers on the sides Delbert.
Love is one long sweet dream, and marriage is the alarm clock.
A duck walks into a bar and asks the bartender:
- Got bread?
- No.
- Got bread?
- No Mr. Duck, we don't have any bread.
- Oh, Ok then. Doy ou have any bread?
- I already told you you stupid duck, we don’t have any bread now if you ask me one more time I'll grab you by the neck and nail your beak to the counter!
- Got nails?
- No.
- Got bread?.
What's the best way to kill a wasp?
You chase it under the bed, then you saw off the legs of the bed.
The police pulled Arthur's car over.
-Sir, do you mind if I go through your car?
- Not at all officer, but wouldn't it be easier to go around it.
A Nightcrawler gentleman was out for a walk on a fine day and met a pretty looking Nightcrawler lady.
- Good day Mr. Nightcrawler, said the lady, would you like to come back to my place?
- I would love to mam, but aren't you married?
- Oh don't worry, my husband went fishing.
Arthur was not familiar with the area and I couldn't find the I-80 so he took the I-40 twice.
Arthur had a new job as a TV repairman. One day he arrived at the very old couples house to fix their broken TV.
- Oh how nice of you to come so fast, said the old lady. The TV is fine though, we realized we were wearing each other's glasses.
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