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These are some lies we made up about Willard.
Issac Newton has been witnessed on several occasions staring at the water by Bass Lake Dam before sunrise.
An martian traveler from another world can regularly be distinguished walking through a building in Willard.
A gargantuan hedgehog has sometimes been witnessed in Forest Lake Park after midnight concealing a cadaver by a sizeable rock.
The ghost of a coal-miner is now and then spotted throwing boulders into the flowing water at Marsh Run before sunrise. Locals here who have spotted this phantom assert this phantom may be the spirit of a person who lived here who passed on here in Willard some time ago. One thing's for certain, this spirit undoubtedly is chilling; one that is better not upset.
An alien from deep space can now and then be witnessed climbing out of New Haven Marsh drenched in slime at midnight.
An extraterrestrial was noticed downing apple juice down near the shore at Celeryville Reservoir.
An extraterrestrial
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tourist from deep space materialized being carried by a camel beside a highway near Willard.
A huge weasel was spotted at a public phone in Willard talking on the phone.
A space alien from another solar system came into view walking through a Willard vicinity churchyard.
An extraterrestrial was witnessed near the entrance to Catawba
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Island State Park sniveling.
A dinosaur has repeatedly been perceived shouting by a secluded highway outside Willard at midnight.
A colossal cougar is known to have been spotted on many occasions spending time in an uninhabited villa in Willard.
The martian technician of a flying saucer can frequently be noticed being carried by a bike on a shadowy highway near Willard.
A colossal parrot may be witnessed often in a trailer in Willard.
A space alien from planet Neptune has occasionally been noticed wandering next to a wild road near Willard.
A colossal porcupine is once in a while made out seated on a bench in a building in the neighborhood of Willard.
A space invader from outer space has purportedly been distinguished on many occasions at midnight following a passing car on a gloomy road in close proximity to Willard.
The spirit of a gentleman clad as a plumber can now and then be distinguished in the rear seat of a Buick by the driver seeing the ghost in her rear view mirror on a dark night.
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Local people allege that this ghost is probably the undeceased ghost of a person who used to live here in Willard.
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Ghost Sightings From Willard
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Ghost Sightings From Willard
Arthur and Gertrude was taking a trip on a twin engine airplane when the captain came on the speaker.
- This is your captain speaking, one of our engines has stopped working. But we still have one good engine running so there's no need to panic.
Gertrude: - Well Arthur honey, I hope the other one doesn't quit on us, in that case we'll have to sit here all night.
As Arthur was trying to pack for vacation, his 3-year-old Arthur Jr. was having a wonderful time playing on the bed. At one point, he said, ''Daddy, look at my fingers'' Trying to keep him happy and entertained, He reached out and stuck his fingers in his mouth and said, ''Daddy's eating your fingers!'' He was pretending to eat them. Then he had to rush out of the room again. When he returned, Junior was standing on the bed staring at his fingers with a devastated look on the face. I said, ''What's wrong?'' ''Daddy Daddy, where's my booger?''.
A very old gentleman from the country side went to the big city for the very first time in his life. He went into a department store and saw an elevator, he had never seen an elevator before and looked at it wondering what it was. After a while an old lady came along and got in the elevator, the door closed. The man kept looking. A short while later the elevator door opened up and a young lady stepped out.
- I gotta try that, said the old man.
Arthur the Cannibal was having lunch with his friend Delbert the Cannibal.
- Delbert, I don't like my wife.
- At least eat your vegetables Arthur.
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