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These are some lies we made up about Wickliffe.
An enormous puma has regularly been perceived hollowing out a nook in the soil in A B Williams Memorial Woods after midnight.
The martian commander of an alien spaceship has supposedly been observed on a small number of instances suspended in the air like a balloon in Wickliffe.
Alexander the Great may frequently be perceived staring at a lady slumbering on the floor in a residence in Wickliffe.
A space man from the Moon may be made out repeatedly in a convenience store in the Wickliffe vicinity.
A pitch black cat that shifted shape into a female has from time to time been perceived pointing at the bystander by Moss Point. One of the residents steadfastly argues that this ghost may be the spirit of a local resident who passed on here in Wickliffe a long time ago. In any event, this ghost undeniably is menacing; one that is better not interrupted.
The ghost of a dispossessed gentleman is every now and then seen drifting along Chagrin
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River after midnight. Some of those who live here declare this phantom may perhaps be a celebrated yesteryear inhabitant of Wickliffe.
An ET from another part of the galaxy is rumored to have been spotted on one or two instances down at the water at Elk Point hurling pieces of wood.
A frightening being may from time to time be observed
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stacking pebbles up on the pinnacle of Waite Hill.
The phantom of a man clothed as a car mechanic was seen burning an object in Beachwood Park after midnight. The spirit mentioned revenging a murder.
A lady with a semi see-through body came into view climbing up from a manhole on a Wickliffe lane late at night. The onlooker got scared and ran off.
The ghost of a security guard with a bullet hole in his forehead was seen poking around in mailboxes late at night in Wickliffe. The ghost didn't appear to be worried by the eye witnesses. Regardless of what, this is an unsympathetic ghost that you wouldn't want to meet after midnight.
The extraterrestrial commander of an extraterrestrial spacecraft emerged in Cleveland Lakefront State Park at the ranger station smoking a pipe.
A giant elk was perceived performing a piece of music on a piano in a Wickliffe building.
The ghost of a man wearing a soldier's uniform was seen trying to locate another ghost in Cuyahoga Valley National Recreation Area outside
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the park headquarters. The spirit waved to the witness.
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Ghost Sightings From Wickliffe
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Ghost Sightings From Wickliffe
Arthur's son Arthur Junior was saying his bed-time prayers and Arthur was listening in from behind the door, he finished by saying ''Bless Mom and Dad and Grandma, and Rest in Peace Grandpa.''
Arthur thought that was a strange thing to say since Grandpa was still alive and well. But the next day Grandpa died of a sudden massive heart attack. Arthur of course thought that was spooky but it was probably a coincidence.
But a few months later it happened again, Arthur's son finished his prayer with ''Bless Mom and Dad, and Rest in Peace Grandma''. The next day Arthur's mother-in-law died unexpectadly.
Old people die all the time figured Arthur, it's just a concidence.
But a few months later he overheard his sons prayer again, this time it ended with ''Bless Mom, and Rest in Peace Dad''.
This is bad thought Arthur. The next day he called in sick but didn't tell his wife Gertrude. He left the house very early before any other cars were out and drove very carefully to the nearest hospital. He sat down in the reception area and just sat there all day, he figured if he gets sick suddenly he'll have a better chance here at the hospital. He sat there until midnight and then he went home feeling very relieved.
- When he got home his wife looked very emotional. ''Where have you been all day I tried to call you at work, something horrible has happened. Your best friend Delbert got hit by a garbage truck and died.''.
Hey Delbert, how many idiots does it take to wash a car?
- Don't know Arthur, how many?
- Two, one holding the sponge and one driving the car back and forth.
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