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These are some lies we made up about Weston.
A glow-in-the-dark human character can frequently be observed in Baldwin Woods Preserve at night pulling a dead body through some bushes.
A colossal alpaca can be made out frequently down near Bear Rapids at midnight staring wrathfully at the onlooker.
A sasquatch has sometimes been perceived in the center of Beaver Creek shouting at the onlooker to stay away.
An extraterrestrial from another galaxy has allegedly been observed on numerous occasions watching TV in a Weston living room in the early morning hours.
A gargantuan mandrill may now and then be spotted burrowing a hole at Grand Rapids Dam before dawn.
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Arthur, why did you tip the parking attendant $100, are you out of your mind?
- But Delbert, look at this beautiful brand new car he upgraded me to.
Arthur: -How can you keep from getting a sharp pain in your eye when you drink chocolate milk?
Delbert: - Don't know
Arthur: - Take the spoon out of the glass.
The police pulled a car over, Arthur was sitting in the backseat.
- Arthur, you know better than to let an aardvark drive your car!
- Oh, this is not my car officer, I'm just hitch-hiking.
The two birds had been boyfriend girlfriend for a long time and things had been going well, but today the girl bird was inconsolable.
- I already told you honey, I did not get married to someone else, I was abducted by a gang of ornithologists and they put this ring on me.
A sailor and a pirate are talking in a bar.
- Wow, said the sailor, you really have it all. Wooden leg, hand hook, eye patch. How did you loose your leg?
- Har, I fell overboard in a battle and a shark bit off my leg.
- Whoo, sounds painful, how about your hand how did you lose that?
- Har, har. It was cut off by an enemies sword during battle.
- Wow, and how about your eye, how did you lose your eye?
- Har, that happened when a mosquito flew into my eye, har.
- A mosquito in the eye, how could you lose an eye from that?
- Har Har, it was my first day with the hook, har.
Hilda: Aren't you wearing your wedding ring on the wrong finger?
Gertrude: Yes I am; I married the wrong woman.
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