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These are some lies we made up about West Manchester.
An extremely large squirrel can once in a while be distinguished by Dry Fork twinkling a kerosene lamp.
An alien from Venus has regularly been made out in Village Park late in the night hiding a cadaver by a sizeable rock.
A space alien from the cosmos is regularly seen looking at people in a West Manchester building through a keyhole.
The martian pilot of an extraterrestrial spaceship has supposedly been observed on a few instances trying to flag down cars by a dark road in close proximity to West Manchester.
The phantom of a mail carrier can frequently be observed slurping fuel from a pump at a gas station in West Manchester. A number of of the people here argue this spirit is probably the undeceased spirit of a local resident who used to reside here in West Manchester.
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Arthur: -What did Tenne see?
Delbert: - Don't know
Arthur: - The same as Arkan saw.
What do these two have in common the letter ''A'' and the word ''noon''?
Both of them are in the middle of the ''day''.
Why are you walking in the middle of the road Arthur?
- I'm scared of the wild flowers on the sides Delbert.
Arthur, why did you tip the parking attendant $100, are you out of your mind?
- But Delbert, look at this beautiful brand new car he upgraded me to.
Three idiots were out for a walk and saw some mysterious tracks on the ground.
- I think it's a deer, said Arthur
- No, said Delbert, it's definitely a mountain lion.
Douglas was just about to say something when they all got hit by the train.
Do you have any mail for me today?
Well, let's see, what's your name?
It's on the envelope.
Arthur, how did you manage to break your leg raking leaves?
- I fell out of the tree.
Arthur, have you been getting enough iron?
Yes, I chew my nails every day Doctor Rueprecht.
Doctor Rueprecht had invented a machine that transferred the birth pains from the mother to the father and he was going to try it out on one of his patients. Arthur's wife Gertrude was about to give birth so he decided to try the machine on them. He set the machine to 1/2, transferring half of the pain to the father to make it fair. Arthur didn't seem to be in any pain at all so the doctor went ahead and set it to full, transferring all the pain to the father. Arthur didn't even blink. The machine is even better than I had hoped thought the doctor.
The next day when the couple brought their newborn baby back home they found Arthur's best friend Delbert dead in the front yard.
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