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These are some lies we made up about Westerville.
An incredibly bloodcurdling ghost has every now and then been seen staring over Cherry Bottom at midnight.
The alien technician of an extraterrestrial spaceship is now and then observed at Duncan Run in the early morning hours before sunrise chucking chunks of concrete into the water.
The ghost of an elderly gold digger with a sizeable mustache and a wooden right leg has supposedly been perceived on frequent instances walking a Sheepdog very late at night on a shadowy Westerville avenue.
An extraterrestrial traveler from another galaxy can now and then be distinguished staring at the water by Alum Creek Lake Dam late in the night.
An alien from another part of the galaxy has often been noticed fishing from the shore of Alum Creek Lake very late at night.
The alien crew member of a UFO is frequently spotted burying a dead body by a sizeable boulder in Alum Creek Arlington Park at the stroke of midnight.
The spirit of a flight attendant
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is known to have been seen on frequent instances staring through mobile home windows in Westerville before sunrise.
An alien explorer from space can be made out very frequently in Swickard Woods in the early morning hours before sunrise climbing a high tree.
An ET from another planet has every now and then been distinguished watching
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cable in a Westerville living room before sunrise.
A very large koodoo has supposedly been perceived on one or two instances browsing through garbage container on a Westerville lane.
An enormous woodchuck may every now and then be witnessed floating in the air like a hot-air balloon in Westerville.
Wolfgang Amadeus Mozart was made out gazing at a lady snoozing on a mattress in a building in Westerville.
The spirit of an aged Indian chief became visible reflecting in A.W. Marion State Park near the ranger station. This spirit is incredibly active in this neighborhood; there have been a handful of additional reports of this particular spirit.
The martian mechanic of an alien spacecraft was seen in an autopart store in the Westerville neighborhood.
An extraterrestrial explorer from the cosmos emerged climbing out from a storm drain on a Westerville residential road at the stroke of midnight.
An alien from planet Pluto was noticed performing a piece of music on a flute in a Westerville apartment.
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ghost of an aged cleaning lady is frequently seen in a Westerville secondary school at night staggering the corridors. Residents who have perceived this spirit assert this spirit takes pleasure in scaring foolish folks who come searching for spirits in Westerville.
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Ghost Sightings From Westerville
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Ghost Sightings From Westerville
Arthur, why are your eyes closed?
- Well Delbert, I was in the middle of a blink and I got bored.
Mom, why does dad have so little hair on his head?
- Well dear, it's because he thinks so much.
- Mom, why do you have so much hair on your head?.
Arthur: -How can you keep from getting a sharp pain in your eye when you drink chocolate milk?
Delbert: - Don't know
Arthur: - Take the spoon out of the glass.
Arthur and Gertrude had a car accident while driving to a church to get married. Now they are both together again in heaven. They really want to get married , so they discussed their need with St. Peter who promised to help them out. However, they haven't heard from him for 10 years. After 20 years has passed he came to them with a priest. They finally got married and lived happily together for 5 years. Arthur came to see St. Peter asking if he could help him since the marriage was not going well. He asked him ''could you help us get divorce?'' St. Peter answered, ''Are you kidding?!! It took me twenty years to find a priest up here. How am I gonna find you a lawyer?'' .
Her vocabulary was as bad as, as hmmm , never mind.
What's the difference between a coward and a careful person?
A coward is someone else, a careful person is yourself.
How many Microsoft programmers does it take to change a light bulb? ?
None. Bill Gates will just redefine Darkness(TM) as the new industry standard.
My dad built the Rocky Mountains!
Yeah, well, my dad killed the dead sea.
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