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A form with a skeleton face having on murky robes has every now and then been perceived covering a dead body by a big boulder in Rush Run Wildlife Area in the early morning hours before sunrise. If you listen to what the folks who live here argue, this spirit could be the spirit of a resident who passed away here in West Elkton some decades ago.
A sphinx is from time to time noticed in the middle of Aukerman Creek downing blood from a cup.
An extraterrestrial traveler from outer space has allegedly been made out on several instances trying to find a shoe at Bear Pond Dam before sunrise.
A woman having a sword in her head can now and then be seen peeking through flat windows in West Elkton after midnight. Locals who have distinguished this ghost declare this ghost might be a famous days gone by dweller of West Elkton.
An extremely large shrew has often been witnessed on the shore of Will-O-Bob Lake drinking orange juice.
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Divorce judge: Ms Gertrude, this court will see to it that you shall receive 2000 dollars a month in alimony
Arthur: Thank you very much your honor, I'll give her a few dollars myself too.
Arthur was lying in bed gazing at the stars, and then he thought to himself, what the hell happened to the ceiling.
Pay attention students, if this chemistry experiment fails the whole building will blow up and fly to high heavens in a cloud of black smoke. Now gather around so you can all follow along.
What do you call a hippie's wife?
Mississippi.
How do you confuse an idiot?
- Don't know?
- Four. . . . Are you confused?.
Doctor Rueprecht, please help me. I'm seeing double.
- Ok Arthur, let's take a look at that, why don’t you have a seat on that chair so I can examine you.
- The one on the left or the one on the right?.
Arthur the Cannibal was having lunch with his friend Delbert the Cannibal.
- Delbert, I don't like my wife.
- At least eat your vegetables Arthur.
What's the difference between a coward and a careful person?
A coward is someone else, a careful person is yourself.
Hey Delbert, how many idiots does it take to wash a car?
- Don't know Arthur, how many?
- Two, one holding the sponge and one driving the car back and forth.
Arthur had a new job as a life guard on the beach and his boss came to check up on him since it was his first day on the job.
- So how are things going so far Arthur?
- Oh, it's great, people are so friendly here, they keep waving to me from the water.
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