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The extraterrestrial captain of an alien spaceship was made out at Aukerman Creek very late at night throwing pieces of wood into the flowing water.
An ET from planet Mercury came into sight on the pinnacle of Cedar Mound in the early morning hours before sunrise studying the panorama.
An ET from another part of the galaxy was spotted at night sprinting after a passing Jeep on a gloomy highway near West Alexandria.
A man having the head of a demon materialized in the rear seat of a car by the driver observing the ghost in her rear view mirror in the early morning hours before sunrise. The onlooker ran away immediately after she distinguished the ghost. People here who have observed this ghost argue this ghost is the undeparted spirit of an old West Alexandria local.
The extraterrestrial mechanic of an extraterrestrial spaceship was seen trimming bushes in the front yard of a building in West Alexandria.
A partly decomposed human
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cadaver was witnessed by a man camping at a campground in the vicinity of West Alexandria. The ghost unmoved that there was somebody other there. Locals here claim that this ghost is that of a local resident who settled here in West Alexandria a long time ago.
The phantom of a grower in a farmer hat has frequently been witnessed in Whitewater
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Memorial State Park quite near the park headquarters reading a newsletter. A local resident says that this phantom enjoys frightening people who have the courage to disrupt the tranquility in West Alexandria.
A huge fox has been said to have been noticed on several instances seated in an armchair in a house in West Alexandria.
An alien explorer from deep space can be perceived time and again staggering from trailer to trailer late at night on a West Alexandria street.
The ghost of a youthful air force pilot has now and then been observed browsing through the refrigerator in the kitchen of a West Alexandria mobile home on a dark night. One of the locals steadfastly argues that this ghost could be the spirit of a local person who passed on here in West Alexandria in the past.
A female with a bottle-green face has purportedly been spotted on a handful of occasions seated at the kitchen counter in a West Alexandria flat.
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As Arthur was trying to pack for vacation, his 3-year-old Arthur Jr. was having a wonderful time playing on the bed. At one point, he said, ''Daddy, look at my fingers'' Trying to keep him happy and entertained, He reached out and stuck his fingers in his mouth and said, ''Daddy's eating your fingers!'' He was pretending to eat them. Then he had to rush out of the room again. When he returned, Junior was standing on the bed staring at his fingers with a devastated look on the face. I said, ''What's wrong?'' ''Daddy Daddy, where's my booger?''.
The two birds had been boyfriend girlfriend for a long time and things had been going well, but today the girl bird was inconsolable.
- I already told you honey, I did not get married to someone else, I was abducted by a gang of ornithologists and they put this ring on me.
Arthur's son Arthur Junior was saying his bed-time prayers and Arthur was listening in from behind the door, he finished by saying ''Bless Mom and Dad and Grandma, and Rest in Peace Grandpa.''
Arthur thought that was a strange thing to say since Grandpa was still alive and well. But the next day Grandpa died of a sudden massive heart attack. Arthur of course thought that was spooky but it was probably a coincidence.
But a few months later it happened again, Arthur's son finished his prayer with ''Bless Mom and Dad, and Rest in Peace Grandma''. The next day Arthur's mother-in-law died unexpectadly.
Old people die all the time figured Arthur, it's just a concidence.
But a few months later he overheard his sons prayer again, this time it ended with ''Bless Mom, and Rest in Peace Dad''.
This is bad thought Arthur. The next day he called in sick but didn't tell his wife Gertrude. He left the house very early before any other cars were out and drove very carefully to the nearest hospital. He sat down in the reception area and just sat there all day, he figured if he gets sick suddenly he'll have a better chance here at the hospital. He sat there until midnight and then he went home feeling very relieved.
- When he got home his wife looked very emotional. ''Where have you been all day I tried to call you at work, something horrible has happened. Your best friend Delbert got hit by a garbage truck and died.''.
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