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These are some lies we made up about Wellston.
The phantom of a coal-miner has now and then been spotted marching through a Wellston area burial ground. Based on what the folks who live here argue, this ghost loves frightening foolhardy people who come seeking ghosts in Wellston.
The ghost of a gentleman dressed as a gas station attendant is now and then observed going berserk at Banquet Foods Reservoir Dam in the early morning hours before sunrise. Whatever people say, it's a creepy ghost that you wouldn't want to meet before sunrise.
A sizeable scary dragon has been noticed on one or two instances being in a deserted structure in Wellston.
The spirit of a guy dressed in a law enforcement outfit can every now and then be made out standing by a wild road right next door to Wellston. One thing's for certain, it indisputably is a frightening ghost that you shouldn't go looking for.
The ghost of an old man with a big white beard has repeatedly been spotted in Richland Furnace State Forest
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at night hunting with a bow and arrow.
The ghost of a gentleman having on military attire is frequently noticed examining Eisnaugle Hollow in detail at the stroke of midnight.
A medieval knight's armor devoid of a human inside has allegedly been seen on a small number of occasions throwing stones into Gallahan Pond before dawn. Locals
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who have spotted this ghost argue this ghost may very well be a well-known yesteryear native of Wellston.
A space alien from outer space can regularly be witnessed before dawn drifting down Coal Run.
An extremely large goat can be perceived often riding on a low rider on a dark road in close proximity to Wellston.
An alien has sometimes been perceived in Eddie Jones Park at midnight reading a pamphlet.
The alien mechanic of an unidentified flying object is occasionally perceived in A.W. Marion State Park by the ranger station seeking another ghost.
The phantom of a female with a plastic bag strapped around her head has purportedly been distinguished on frequent instances in a home in Wellston.
A large scary ghost may every now and then be witnessed in a Wellston home.
A space man from planet Mercury was witnessed striding beside a secluded road close to Wellston.
A giant newt came into sight becoming visible in a restroom mirror.
An extraterrestrial from deep space was made out
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having a seat in a beanbag in a house near Wellston.
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Ghost Sightings From Wellston
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Ghost Sightings From Wellston
Little Arthur Junior was in the neighbors yard picking apples from a tree.
- What the hell you think you're doing kid!, The neighbor lady yelled as she came rushing out of her house.
-Stealing apples, little Arthur replied.
- Why you little #@%$& !!!, I'm going to tell your dad, where is he anyway?
- Up here mam, said a voice from the tree.
Why are you walking in the middle of the road Arthur?
- I'm scared of the wild flowers on the sides Delbert.
Hey Arthur, long time no see. Wow I see you've opened a fruit stand, that's great. What are those ones?
- Yeah those are Fuji Apples Delbert.
- Let me have 8 of those, and I need them individually wrapped. And what about those Arthur?
- Ah those are Grapefruits Delbert.
- Oh Ok, let me have 6 of those individually wrapped. And what about those?
- Yeah those are blueberries Delbert, but they're not for sale.
Arthur and his wife Gertrude was out for a romantic walk.
- Watch out Gertrude, dog poop, don’t step in it.
- Nah, that doesn’t look like dog poop. But I wonder what it could be. I'm curious, could you smell it dear and tell me what it is.
- Hmm, smells like dog poop to me.
- I'm not convinced dear, could you please touch it.
- Ok dear, for you anything. ... Well it does feel like dog poop
- I'm still not quite convinced dear, could you please taste it and tell me what it is.
- No Gertrude, can we just leave this thing behind us and move on not knowing what it is please?
- No Arthur, I really want to know what that is, now take a big bit out of it and tell me what it is.
Ok, ok, for you my dear anything...
Arthur takes a bite, chews it well.
-Aaahhh!!! &*$#@#$%!!! This is disgusting !!! It's definitely dog poop, no doubt about it.
- Lucky we didn't step in it then Arthur.
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