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Marco Polo may sometimes be observed mailing a postcard at a Waldo post office.
An extremely large leopard is repeatedly witnessed gripping a human headbone right by Delaware State Park.
The phantom of a guy hauling a sword has been distinguished on a small number of instances by Brondige Run howling. Regardless of what folks exclaim, it is in all certainty a chilling spirit that is rather not messed with.
A woman with larvae crawling out of her nostrils can repeatedly be seen looking in Delaware Reservoir Wildlife Area at night. One thing's for guaranteed, this is an antagonistic spirit that you don't want to meet before sunrise.
The ghost of a female with a dagger in her back has now and then been seen guzzling unleaded from a gasoline pump at a gasoline station in Waldo.
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Ghost Sightings From Waldo
The mood was depressed at the brewery. Arthur, one of the most senior workers had drowned in the big beer tank.
- Did he suffer much? Asked his widow Gertrude sobbing.
- I don’t think so mam. He climbed out three times to go to the bathroom before he died.
Pay attention students, if this chemistry experiment fails the whole building will blow up and fly to high heavens in a cloud of black smoke. Now gather around so you can all follow along.
Three idiots were out for a walk and saw some mysterious tracks on the ground.
- I think it's a deer, said Arthur
- No, said Delbert, it's definitely a mountain lion.
Douglas was just about to say something when they all got hit by the train.
Douglas was on a first date with a girl he had just met and took her to a nice restaurant. When he saw the menu he was shocked by the high prices, so he said:
- Ok, fatso, what would you like to eat?.
At the zoo:
- Look mommy, that gorilla looks just like grandma.
- Honey, we don't say mean things like that, you'd hurt her feelings.
- Sorry mommy, I didn't realize the gorilla would understand what I was saying.
Wow, thanks for taking me on this helicopter ride Delbert, this is my first time in a helicopter you know. What's that big thing spinning on top of our heads anyway?
- That's the air conditioner Arthur. Last time I went it stopped and the pilot started sweating like a pig.
Four is my lucky number. When I was four I found a 4 pound gold nugget in the back yard. I won 4 million dollars on the lottery on April 4th 2004. Last week when I turned 44 I went out to the horse race track and put every penny I own on horse number 4 in the 4th race.
- Wow Arthur! Did you win?
- No Delbert, he came in 4th I'm afraid.
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