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These are some lies we made up about Verona.
An extraterrestrial from deep space is rumored to have been perceived on a handful of occasions in a Verona area auto part store, marching the aisles.
A woman with a machete sticking out of her head can regularly be witnessed resting at a coffee table in a Verona trailer eating a carrot.
The martian commander of a UFO may be perceived frequently being carried by a steed in the middle of a highway close to Verona.
An armor from the middle ages devoid of a human inside has every so often been observed wandering through a flat near Verona.
A giant prairie dog is sometimes spotted chucking pieces of wood into the flowing water at Dry Fork after midnight.
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Ghost Sightings From Verona
Arthur: -Who won the skeleton beauty contest?
Delbert: - Don't know
Arthur: -No body.
At the zoo:
- Look mommy, that gorilla looks just like grandma.
- Honey, we don't say mean things like that, you'd hurt her feelings.
- Sorry mommy, I didn't realize the gorilla would understand what I was saying.
Arthur had a new job as a TV repairman. One day he arrived at the very old couples house to fix their broken TV.
- Oh how nice of you to come so fast, said the old lady. The TV is fine though, we realized we were wearing each other's glasses.
Douglas was on a first date with a girl he had just met and took her to a nice restaurant. When he saw the menu he was shocked by the high prices, so he said:
- Ok, fatso, what would you like to eat?.
Monday morning Arthur started his new job as a lumberjack and his boss was instructing him.
- With this chainsaw you can cut down 50 trees a day.
On Friday afternoon his boss went over to him to see how many trees he had cut down in his first week.
- Well sir, five so far but I'm starting to get the hang of it.
- Five!!, what the hell is wrong with you? the boss yelled and picked up the chainsaw to show him how to cut down a tree.
He started the saw and Arthur jumped up in the air.
- Aaahhh! What is that noise?.
Arthur's mama's so poor she chases the garbage truck with a shopping list.
Four is my lucky number. When I was four I found a 4 pound gold nugget in the back yard. I won 4 million dollars on the lottery on April 4th 2004. Last week when I turned 44 I went out to the horse race track and put every penny I own on horse number 4 in the 4th race.
- Wow Arthur! Did you win?
- No Delbert, he came in 4th I'm afraid.
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