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A space man from the cosmos is often observed hovering in the middle of a shady road close to Venedocia.
The spirit of a young man wearing a denim jacket has purportedly been perceived on frequent instances at Van Wert Reservoir Number One Dam before dawn taking pleasure in the scenery.
A decapitated guy can repeatedly be noticed in Hiestand Park at midnight howling at the viewer to be off. Nonetheless, this is an antagonistic spirit that should be let alone.
The alien technician of a UFO has occasionally been noticed at Ayre Ditch late at night flinging boulders into the water.
Alexander the Great is from time to time perceived posting a packet at a Venedocia post office.
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How many Microsoft programmers does it take to change a light bulb? ?
None. Bill Gates will just redefine Darkness(TM) as the new industry standard.
Arthur's mama's so holy; she thinks nuns dress too provocatively.
Monday morning Arthur started his new job as a lumberjack and his boss was instructing him.
- With this chainsaw you can cut down 50 trees a day.
On Friday afternoon his boss went over to him to see how many trees he had cut down in his first week.
- Well sir, five so far but I'm starting to get the hang of it.
- Five!!, what the hell is wrong with you? the boss yelled and picked up the chainsaw to show him how to cut down a tree.
He started the saw and Arthur jumped up in the air.
- Aaahhh! What is that noise?.
What's the best way to kill a wasp?
You chase it under the bed, then you saw off the legs of the bed.
Arthur: -How can you tell if a mummy has a cold?
Delbert: - Don't know
Arthur: -He starts coffin.
Hey Arthur, I got a phone call from Douglas yesterday.
- Wow, Douglas, I haven't heard from him in decades. So he's still alive.
- I don’t know, he didn't say anything about that.
Arthur's mama is so fat she fell out of the couch on both sides.
Arthur: -How can you keep from getting a sharp pain in your eye when you drink chocolate milk?
Delbert: - Don't know
Arthur: - Take the spoon out of the glass.
Arthur, why did it take so long to clean the basement windows?
- I had to bury the ladder Gertrude.
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