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These are some lies we made up about Utica.
The ghost of a civil war soldier has been said to have been observed on several occasions at Hoar Pond Dam before dawn seeking someone. Several people argue this ghost is the struggling soul of an old Utica person who lived here.
The martian navigator of an extraterrestrial spaceship was made out clutching a headbone in Cranberry Prairie in the early morning hours before sunrise.
The ghost of a seriously burned female was observed in the middle of Chambers Creek sniveling. This individual spirit has been witnessed over and over again in this place. If you listen to the locals, this spirit is that of a local person who lived here in Utica in the past. One thing is for sure, this ghost sure is creepy; one that you wouldn't want to encounter in the early morning hours before sunrise.
The ghost of a man having the sign of the devil etched into his hand emerged in Burse Hollow late in the night gazing. Many accounts of this spirit have been conveyed.
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extraterrestrial from planet Saturn was distinguished staring at folks in a Utica building through an air vent.
A gargantuan crow has regularly been witnessed in a wild location close to Utica.
Little Red Riding Hood is repeatedly seen posting an envelope at a Utica post office.
A space invader from another part of the galaxy has
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purportedly been made out on a few instances drinking fuel from a gas pump at a fueling station in Utica.
The ghost of an awfully mangled hunter dragging a dead coyote can repeatedly be distinguished turning toward the eye witness right by the entrance to Buckeye Lake State Park.
The spirit of a young woman with a cord around her neck may be distinguished frequently talking into the night as if someone in addition was in attendance. Based on what the local residents claim, this ghost enjoys frightening folks who have the guts to disrupt the silence in Utica. Well, this is an unfriendly spirit that you shouldn't go searching for.
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Ghost Sightings From Utica
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Hey Arthur, do did you go waterskiing on your vacation like you had planned?
- No Delbert, I couldn't find a lake with a slope.
A very old gentleman from the country side went to the big city for the very first time in his life. He went into a department store and saw an elevator, he had never seen an elevator before and looked at it wondering what it was. After a while an old lady came along and got in the elevator, the door closed. The man kept looking. A short while later the elevator door opened up and a young lady stepped out.
- I gotta try that, said the old man.
Arthur are you cold?
- Yes, Delbert, I am.
- Get into the corner, it's 90 degrees.
Arthur's mama is so fat she fell out of the couch on both sides.
At the height of a political corruption trial, the prosecuting attorney attacked Arthur who was a witness. ''Isn't it true?'' he bellowed, ''that you accepted ten thousand dollars to compromise this case.'' Arthur stared out the window, as though he hadn't heard the question. The prosecutor again shouted, ''Isn't it true that you accepted ten thousand dollars to compromise this case?'' Arthur still did not respond. Finally, the judge leaned over and said, ''Sir, please answer the question.'' ''Oh, I thought he was talking to you'', Arthur said.
Doctor Rueprecht, can you help my son, he thinks he's a chicken
- A chicken? That's odd, said Doctor Rueprecht, how long has he been believing he's a chicken?
- About a year now.
- A whole year? Why did you wait this long to see me? Asked the doctor.
- Well doctor, we're saving a lot of money on eggs.
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