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These are some lies we made up about Union City.
An extremely large ocelot can once in a while be witnessed glugging down gasoline from a gasoline pump at a gasoline station in Union City.
The phantom of a civil war warrior has regularly been spotted articulating into the night as if somebody in addition was present.
A space man from Jupiter has purportedly been noticed on several occasions reading a newsletter mid stream in Bolton Run.
An ET from another galaxy can be witnessed time and again in Annie Oakley Park before sunrise holding a human skull.
The ghost of a gravely scorched female has sometimes been observed walking a Poodle in the early morning hours on a shadowy Union City avenue. If you listen to what the folks who live here claim, this ghost is in all probability the undead ghost of a local resident who used to live here in Union City.
A Triceratops is known to have been spotted on numerous instances at Tecumsehs Point late in the night looking down into the water.
The spirit
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of an engine driver may every now and then be noticed watching cable in a Union City living room at midnight. Nonetheless, it's a creepy ghost that any reasonable person wouldn't wish to bump into.
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Ghost Sightings From Union City
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Arthur was walking alone in the park at night and met a robber.
- Give me you wallet or I'll kill you, said the robber.
- You're not getting my money said Arthur, and started fighting the robber.
They both fought long and hard but in the end the robber won and ended up with the wallet. With Arthur down on the ground the robber checked the wallet and found two dollars in it.
- Two bucks!! You put up a fight like that over two bucks? What's wrong with you?
-Oh, said Arthur, that's all you want? I thought you wanted the $5000 I have stashed in my socks.
Arthur: -How can you keep from getting a sharp pain in your eye when you drink chocolate milk?
Delbert: - Don't know
Arthur: - Take the spoon out of the glass.
Knock Knock
Who's there!
Sit!
Sit who?
Sit down and be quiet !.
Hey Arthur, long time no see. Oh my god, what happened to you, you've lost your hand. How did that happen?
Well Delbert, no biggie really, tiger bit it off.
Oh ok, what are you looking for here on the street anyway Arthur?
Well, Delbert, I'm looking for a second hand store.
Why are you walking in the middle of the road Arthur?
- I'm scared of the wild flowers on the sides Delbert.
Mommy, is it true that there are cannibals in Florida?
- Of course not, who told you such a thing?
- The teacher at school says many people in Florida live off of tourists.
Arthur was talking to a guy in a bar on the top floor of a skyscraper.
- You know, said the guy, I've been looking at the way the wind blows around this building and I think that if you jump out that window right there the air currents will take you down safely and put you softly on your feet on the sidewalk right in front of the building.
- That's impossible, said Arthur, can't be done.
No I'm pretty sure, let me prove it to you, said the guy and jumped out the window.
A few minutes later he showed up in the elevator without a scratch.
- Wow, that's the most incredible thing I've ever seen, I have to try that too, said Arthur and jumped out the window.
The bartender looks up and says: - That was not very nice Superman.
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