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These are some lies we made up about Twinsburg.
An martian traveler from another world can be spotted often in Adams Park around midnight reading a pamphlet.
A gargantuan baboon has sometimes been distinguished clutching a skull at Aurora Pond Dam at the stroke of midnight.
A large scary ogre has been spotted on a small number of instances peeping through building windows in Twinsburg at midnight.
An alien from another galaxy can now and then be made out at night floating down on Indian Creek.
A space man was noticed twinkling a flash light by Pine Swamp.
The ghost of an airplane pilot became visible in a raft on Geauga Lake startling people. There are numerous stories on the subject of this ghost in the vicinity.
The phantom of a sturdy lumberjack hauling a big axe was spotted browsing through trash container on a Twinsburg road. Other stories of this ghost have been reported. In any event, it is indisputably a bloodcurdling ghost that should be steered clear of.
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martian crew member of a flying saucer showed up stopping by Boston Ledges in the early morning hours.
A very large moose was witnessed on a Twinsburg lane at night.
An enormous gopher was made out staring at an old man snoozing on a futon in a mobile home in Twinsburg.
A very large burro has frequently been spotted flinging rocks
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beside Brandywine Falls around midnight.
An martian explorer from another part of the galaxy is often observed trying on shoes in a Twinsburg apartment.
An Iguanodon has been said to have been distinguished on numerous instances ascending out from a storm drain on a Twinsburg avenue at night.
A space invader from planet Pluto may often be observed in Cuyahoga Valley National Recreation Area outside the park headquarters swallowing blood from a glass.
The bloodcurdling spirit of a Viking can be spotted often seeking a bag by Cleveland Lakefront State Park.
A giant hog has once in a while been distinguished nosing around in mailboxes at night in Twinsburg.
A man that shifted shape into a vampire has purportedly been seen on a small number of instances in a Twinsburg secondary school in the early morning hours before sunrise wandering the halls.
A very large ibex may now and then be made out in a mirror in a Twinsburg apartment; the ghost was exclusively visible in the mirror.
Hansel and Gretel's
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mom has frequently been perceived in a house right next door to Twinsburg.
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Why do women use make-up and perfume?
- Because they're ugly and they smell bad.
Farmer Arthur's mother-in-law had been kicked to death by the farmer's mule.
A big crowd showed up for the funeral. She must have been very popular said the minister.
They're all here to buy the Mule said Arthur.
Arthur: -Why is Otto the most common name in Minnesota?
Delbert: - Don't know
Arthur: - There's only two letters to remember.
Arthur gets pulled over for speeding.
Cop: - License and registration please. You were driving 50 in a 35 sir.
Arthur: - No officer, I'm pretty sure I was only driving maybe 40.
Arthur's wife Gertrude: - Officer, officer, I aw the speedometer, he was driving 53 exactly.
Cop: - I appreciate your honesty, ok 53 it is then. Also sir, are you aware that your tail light is out?
Arthur: - Oh really, I had no clue, thank you for telling me officer I'll have that fixed right away.
Gertrude: - Officer, officer, that light has been out for a month, I've been bugging him to fix it every single day.
Arthur turns to his wife and screams: - SHUT UP YOU @#$%&@ IDIOT!
Cop: - Mam, does he always talk that way to you?
- Only when he's drunk.
A new teacher was nervous in her psychology courses. She started her class by saying ''Everyone who thinks they are stupid please stand up'' After a few seconds Arthur Jr. stood up. The teacher said ''Do you think you are stupid, Little Arthur?''
- No I just felt sorry for you being the only one standing up.
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