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These are some lies we made up about Troy.
A massive grizzly bear may be seen over and over again striding through a house near Troy.
An extremely creepy ghost has occasionally been noticed walking through a Troy area churchyard. Regardless of what, this ghost undoubtedly is creepy; one that is better not messed with.
An Anchisaurus is once in a while perceived concealing a body by a big boulder in Big Woods Reserve late in the night.
An ET from planet Venus has purportedly been distinguished on numerous instances devastating a picture in the middle of East Branch Lost Creek.
The ghost of an aged gold digger with a big beard and a wooden left leg has regularly been made out at Brukner Lake Dam at night looking at the landscape. Whatever folks utter, it's a frightening ghost that you do not want to bump into at midnight.
An extraterrestrial from another planet has been witnessed on frequent occasions searching for a photo by a deserted road close to Troy at night.
An enormous hog can
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often be spotted being in an empty house in Troy.
An enormous zebra can be distinguished very often standing by a desolate road right next door to Troy.
An extraterrestrial is occasionally distinguished traveling on a motorbike on a gloomy road in the neighborhood of Troy.
The ghost of a flight attendant is known to have been perceived
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on a handful of instances seeking something in Buck Creek State Park near the park headquarters.
A gargantuan pony may from time to time be noticed in a house in Troy.
An extremely large pronghorn was perceived in a Troy trailer.
The phantom of an aged Indian chief materialized wandering in the middle of a wild highway outside Troy. Several reports of this phantom have been described.
An enormous rabbit was witnessed appearing in a restroom mirror.
The martian commander of an alien spacecraft was observed seated on a couch in a building in the vicinity of Troy.
A black cockroach that shifted shape into a female was noticed in the early morning hours before sunrise hurrying after a passing Chevy on a shady highway in the neighborhood of Troy. Other people nearby have had similar events involving a similar ghost.
A colossal lovebird has often been made out in the backseat of a truck by the driver setting eyes on the ghost in his rear view mirror around midnight.
An alien tourist from
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deep space is frequently seen gardening in the side yard of a flat in Troy.
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Ghost Sightings From Troy
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Ghost Sightings From Troy
Hey Arthur, do did you go waterskiing on your vacation like you had planned?
- No Delbert, I couldn't find a lake with a slope.
As Arthur was trying to pack for vacation, his 3-year-old Arthur Jr. was having a wonderful time playing on the bed. At one point, he said, ''Daddy, look at my fingers'' Trying to keep him happy and entertained, He reached out and stuck his fingers in his mouth and said, ''Daddy's eating your fingers!'' He was pretending to eat them. Then he had to rush out of the room again. When he returned, Junior was standing on the bed staring at his fingers with a devastated look on the face. I said, ''What's wrong?'' ''Daddy Daddy, where's my booger?''.
How can you tell when a lawyer is lying?
His lips are moving.
Why do sharks never attack lawyers?
Professional courtesy.
Health advice by Doctor Rueprecht:
- If you eat an apple a day for 36500 days you will live to be 100.
Arthur, why are your eyes closed?
- Well Delbert, I was in the middle of a blink and I got bored.
Arthur and Delbert went to see a ventriloquist show. The show was very funny and consisted mainly of Arthur and Delbert jokes, one funnier than the other. At first Arthur and Delbert didn't mind but the longer the show went on the angrier they got. Finally Arthur couldn’t take it any more and stood up and said in a loud voice.
- Enough already, these jokes are very offensive and Delbert and I demand an apology.
The ventriloquist felt ashamed of his insulting jokes and said, - I do apologize from the bottom of my heart, I didn't want to offend anyone. From now on I will not use Arthur and Delbert jokes in my show.
- I'm not talking to you, said Arthur. I'm talking to that little bastard sitting on your lap.
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