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These are some lies we made up about Trenton.
The ghost of a man dressed in a military uniform has sometimes been spotted in Americana Amusement Park very late at night dining on a chicken drumstick.
An extremely large gazelle is now and then noticed throwing rocks into Lesourdsville Lake in the early morning hours.
A knight's armor with no person inside has purportedly been observed on several occasions in Rentschler Forest Preserve before dawn shouting at a log.
The spirit of a lady with a plastic bag tied around her head can once in a while be observed waving to cars along a shady road right next door to Trenton.
Issac Newton was made out at Bear Pond Dam around midnight clutching a human cranium.
A giant civet materialized mailing an envelope at a Trenton post office.
An Anchisaurus was made out guzzling regular unleaded from a gas pump at a refueling station in Trenton.
A fairly see-through man clad as the skipper of a ship was distinguished around midnight hovering over
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Hickory Flats. Panic stricken by the onlookers the ghost fled into the dark.
The ghost of a youthful guy sporting a confederate uniform was noticed floating along Browns Run very late at night. When made out the ghost moved toward the viewer who then ran away. People who have witnessed this spirit say this spirit is the undeceased soul of a
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former Trenton resident. In any event, it is unquestionably a creepy ghost that you shouldn't go seeking.
A space alien from planet Pluto has regularly been made out speaking into the thin air as if somebody in addition was there.
The ghost of a tied up guy is often witnessed staring through flat windows in Trenton around midnight.
The spirit of a young-looking woman soaked in blood has supposedly been observed on one or two occasions searching through garbage container on a Trenton road.
A colossal panther may regularly be observed floating in the air like a balloon in Trenton.
An ET from another planet may be noticed very often near Whitewater Memorial State Park facing the eye witness.
The martian captain of an alien spaceship has every so often been observed staring at a guy snoozing on a couch in a home in Trenton.
The ghost of an elderly witch is from time to time seen trying on a hat in a Trenton home. No matter what folks verbalize, this phantom sure is menacing; one that should be shunned.
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lady's body having a dog's head has purportedly been noticed on several instances ascending out of a drain hole on a Trenton residential road before sunrise. Anyway, it's a menacing ghost that is preferably not disrupted.
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Ghost Sightings From Trenton
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Ghost Sightings From Trenton
Aaahh Doctor Rueprecht, I'm in great pain, please help me, my stomach hurts so bad.
- Ok Arthur, what did you have for lunch?
- Oysters doctor.
- Well it's pretty easy to tell if they're bad when you open them.
- Open them??.
Arthur had a new job as a life guard on the beach and his boss came to check up on him since it was his first day on the job.
- So how are things going so far Arthur?
- Oh, it's great, people are so friendly here, they keep waving to me from the water.
A street bum came up to Arthur in the supermarket parking lot.
- Hey man, you got 5 bucks for food?
- Sorry I'm all out of change but I ust bought some beer, I'll give you a bottle if you want.
- Thanks man, I appreciate it but I don't drink.
- Oh, ok, well how about a smoke?
- Nah, I don't smoke either.
- Oh, ok well, I'll tell you what I'll do, I'm going out to the race track tomorrow and I got a tip, I'll put 10 bucks on the horse in your name.
- That's really kind of you sir but I don't gamble.
- No kidding, ok come home with me then, my wife's making dinner right now.
- I'd love that sir.
After geting home Arthur says:
- Gertrude honey I'm home, look I brought a guest for dinner. I want you to see what happens to people who don't drink, smoke or gamble.
Computers are like air conditioners: they stop working properly when you open windows.
Arthur was blind, Delbert was deaf, Douglas was in a wheel-chair and they were out for a walk in the woods and came to a mysterious looking cave. There was a sign that said ''Enter this cave and a single wish of yours will come true''.
Arthur went in first, he came out ecstatic.
- I can see, I can see, hooray!
Delbert went in.
- I can hear, I can hear, he exclaimed happily.
- Douglas went next. After a while he came out and said
- Look guys, new wheels!.
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