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These are some lies we made up about The Plains.
A cyclop is known to have been spotted on a small number of instances looking across Wolfs Plains in the early morning hours before sunrise.
The ghost of a woman with the sign of the devil engraved into her nose may from time to time be witnessed in Athens Downtown Historic District late in the night yelling people's names.
A space man from another part of the galaxy was perceived by Columbus and Southern Ohio Electric Company Ash Pond Dam after midnight looking at the water.
The martian captain of an extraterrestrial spaceship was seen on the pinnacle of Chandlers Hill late in the night looking at the vista.
A lady with maggots crawling out of her mouth emerged by an old man hunting in a forest in the vicinity of Plains. This ghost is extremely active in this neighborhood; there have been several additional sightings of this exact ghost. According to what the residents declare, this phantom is most likely the tormented phantom of a
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person who used to have a house here in Plains.
An extremely large mare was made out seated in a beanbag in a residence in Plains.
A sizeable scary dragon has often been noticed mid stream in Biddle Creek mounding rocks.
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Arthur, why did it take so long to clean the basement windows?
- I had to bury the ladder Gertrude.
Arthur: -What are Brazilian fans called ?
Delbert: - Don't know
Arthur: -Brazil nuts !.
At the height of a political corruption trial, the prosecuting attorney attacked Arthur who was a witness. ''Isn't it true?'' he bellowed, ''that you accepted ten thousand dollars to compromise this case.'' Arthur stared out the window, as though he hadn't heard the question. The prosecutor again shouted, ''Isn't it true that you accepted ten thousand dollars to compromise this case?'' Arthur still did not respond. Finally, the judge leaned over and said, ''Sir, please answer the question.'' ''Oh, I thought he was talking to you'', Arthur said.
Arthur was at the gates of heaven. Saint Peter asked him what good deeds he had done in his life.
- Well that was that one time I confronted a gang of bikers that was harassing an old lady. I spat their leader in the face and pushed over his mototcycle.
- Wow ! said Saint Peter, that's really brave and noble, when did do that?
- Well, about two minutes ago. .
A very old gentleman from the country side went to the big city for the very first time in his life. He went into a department store and saw an elevator, he had never seen an elevator before and looked at it wondering what it was. After a while an old lady came along and got in the elevator, the door closed. The man kept looking. A short while later the elevator door opened up and a young lady stepped out.
- I gotta try that, said the old man.
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