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These are some lies we made up about Sunbury.
The ghost of a youthful woman having on a bloody prom dress is regularly noticed by Sunbury Upground Reservoir Number One Dam before sunrise looking at the water. A number of of the people here argue this spirit is possibly the undeparted spirit of a resident who used to have a home here in Sunbury.
A colossal pronghorn has been perceived on many occasions trying to get cars to stop along a shady road in the vicinity of Sunbury.
William Shakespeare may regularly be distinguished burying a cadaver by a sizeable rock in Columbus City Park in the early morning hours.
The ghost of an 8 feet massive man can be witnessed time and again searching for someone in the center of Butler Run. If you listen to the folks who live here, this ghost is the undeceased spirit of a former Sunbury resident. In any case, it's a frightening ghost that you would not want to encounter in the early morning hours before sunrise.
The ghost of a lady with half her
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head absent is every now and then noticed mailing a container at a Sunbury post office.
A space invader from planet Pluto has allegedly been seen on several instances slurping regular unleaded from a gasoline pump at a fueling station in Sunbury.
A space man from deep space may from time to time be distinguished discussing into the night
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as if someone besides was present.
A body with a skeleton face dressed in shadowy robes has regularly been spotted walking a Saint Bernard in the early morning hours on a shadowy Sunbury lane.
The extraterrestrial commander of a flying saucer is regularly witnessed peeping through building windows in Sunbury before dawn.
An martian explorer from another part of the galaxy has been spotted on a handful of instances in A.W. Marion State Park by the ranger station terrifying people.
An alien from Jupiter may regularly be distinguished watching shows in a Sunbury living room at midnight.
An extraterrestrial from another solar system may be witnessed often searching through trash container on a Sunbury residential road.
The martian navigator of a UFO has sometimes been distinguished hanging in the air like a blimp in Sunbury.
A gargantuan lamb is sometimes spotted staring at a man sleeping on a couch in a mobile home in Sunbury.
A wandering ghost has supposedly been witnessed on one or two
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instances in a convenience store in the Sunbury area.
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Ghost Sightings From Sunbury
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Ghost Sightings From Sunbury
Arthur was lying in bed gazing at the stars, and then he thought to himself, what the hell happened to the ceiling.
Knock Knock
Who's there!
Sit!
Sit who?
Sit down and be quiet !.
Have you really lived in this house your whole life?
- Not yet.
Douglas was on a first date with a girl he had just met and took her to a nice restaurant. When he saw the menu he was shocked by the high prices, so he said:
- Ok, fatso, what would you like to eat?.
Doctor Rueprecht, can you help my son, he thinks he's a chicken
- A chicken? That's odd, said Doctor Rueprecht, how long has he been believing he's a chicken?
- About a year now.
- A whole year? Why did you wait this long to see me? Asked the doctor.
- Well doctor, we're saving a lot of money on eggs.
Arthur said he knew a man with a wooden leg named Douglas. So I asked him ''What was the name of his other leg?''.
A Nightcrawler gentleman was out for a walk on a fine day and met a pretty looking Nightcrawler lady.
- Good day Mr. Nightcrawler, said the lady, would you like to come back to my place?
- I would love to mam, but aren't you married?
- Oh don't worry, my husband went fishing.
Health advice by Doctor Rueprecht:
- If you eat an apple a day for 36500 days you will live to be 100.
- Ok now, what's your name.
- Arthur without a ''Z'' mam.
- There's no ''Z'' in ''Arthur'' sir.
That's right mam.
Arthur, why did it take so long to clean the basement windows?
- I had to bury the ladder Gertrude.
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