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An extraterrestrial explorer from the cosmos has supposedly been made out on a small number of instances in Goll Woods Nature Preserve in the early morning hours before sunrise articulating into the air.
An ET from another galaxy may regularly be made out in Goll Woods late in the night scooping out a nook in the earth.
A gigantic steer can be made out repeatedly clutching a human cranium in the center of Bates Creek.
A massive cheetah has once in a while been observed being carried by a horse down a road outside Stryker.
A Stegosaurus is once in a while noticed striding through a building next to Stryker.
A colossal platypus has allegedly been made out on a handful of instances in a phone booth in Stryker talking on the telephone.
The extraterrestrial captain of an alien spaceship can every so often be perceived walking through a Stryker area cemetery.
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Ghost Sightings From Stryker
How did Arthur die from drinking milk?
- The cow sat down.
Arthur was talking to a guy in a bar on the top floor of a skyscraper.
- You know, said the guy, I've been looking at the way the wind blows around this building and I think that if you jump out that window right there the air currents will take you down safely and put you softly on your feet on the sidewalk right in front of the building.
- That's impossible, said Arthur, can't be done.
No I'm pretty sure, let me prove it to you, said the guy and jumped out the window.
A few minutes later he showed up in the elevator without a scratch.
- Wow, that's the most incredible thing I've ever seen, I have to try that too, said Arthur and jumped out the window.
The bartender looks up and says: - That was not very nice Superman.
What's the best way to kill a wasp?
You chase it under the bed, then you saw off the legs of the bed.
Have you really lived in this house your whole life?
- Not yet.
Mama Snail:
Ok kids, stop right here and wait at the side of the road for a while, there's a bus coming in three hours.
A new teacher was nervous in her psychology courses. She started her class by saying ''Everyone who thinks they are stupid please stand up'' After a few seconds Arthur Jr. stood up. The teacher said ''Do you think you are stupid, Little Arthur?''
- No I just felt sorry for you being the only one standing up.
- Ok now, what's your name.
- Arthur without a ''Z'' mam.
- There's no ''Z'' in ''Arthur'' sir.
That's right mam.
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