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These are some lies we made up about Streetsboro.
The spirit of a gentleman in a military outfit can every now and then be observed in an autopart store in the Streetsboro vicinity.
Bigfoot has often been noticed fishing from the shore of East Lake at the stroke of midnight.
A giant seal is frequently witnessed pushing orbs around in Aurora Center Historic District after midnight.
A big bloodcurdling dragon has been said to have been spotted on numerous instances flinging rocks into the current at Breakneck Creek in the early morning hours before sunrise.
An alien from planet Venus can be observed repeatedly up on Nash Hill gazing angrily at the viewer.
A space alien from another part of the galaxy is every now and then perceived by Aurora Pond Dam in the early morning hours before sunrise staring at the water.
A gigantic tapir has purportedly been perceived on one or two instances scrambling up from a storm drain on a Streetsboro avenue at midnight.
Ferdinand Magellan
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may every so often be observed performing a melody on a guitar in a Streetsboro house.
A female with a machete sticking out of her head was perceived in a Streetsboro highschool very late at night wandering the halls. When the onlooker showed up the ghost ran away. It's been claimed that this individual phantom is the stressed spirit of a long
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forgotten Streetsboro local. One thing is for certain, it is certainly a terrifying ghost that you shouldn't go trying to locate.
An enormous hedgehog showed up in a mirror in a Streetsboro building; the phantom was exclusively observable in the mirror.
The martian commander of a UFO was perceived trying to find a map beneath a parked vehicle in a Streetsboro parking lot in the early morning hours.
A Velociraptor was witnessed glugging down milk around midnight on a sidewalk in Streetsboro.
A gigantic kid was seen marching through a house in Streetsboro.
Aladdin has often been noticed verbalizing into the night outside Cuyahoga Valley National Recreation Area.
A colossal prairie dog is often observed in Cleveland Lakefront State Park quite near the park headquarters trying to find a man.
A massive addax has allegedly been noticed on several occasions wandering through an apartment right next door to Streetsboro.
A giant rat may regularly be perceived at a public phone in Streetsboro talking on
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I don't get it Arthur. The first day you painted 100 feet of fence, the second day 30 feet and today only 10 feet. What's wrong?
- Well boss, I have to walk further and further to the paint bucket every day.
Arthur and his wife Gertrude was out for a romantic walk.
- Watch out Gertrude, dog poop, don’t step in it.
- Nah, that doesn’t look like dog poop. But I wonder what it could be. I'm curious, could you smell it dear and tell me what it is.
- Hmm, smells like dog poop to me.
- I'm not convinced dear, could you please touch it.
- Ok dear, for you anything. ... Well it does feel like dog poop
- I'm still not quite convinced dear, could you please taste it and tell me what it is.
- No Gertrude, can we just leave this thing behind us and move on not knowing what it is please?
- No Arthur, I really want to know what that is, now take a big bit out of it and tell me what it is.
Ok, ok, for you my dear anything...
Arthur takes a bite, chews it well.
-Aaahhh!!! &*$#@#$%!!! This is disgusting !!! It's definitely dog poop, no doubt about it.
- Lucky we didn't step in it then Arthur.
Nancy: Meet my baby brother!
Jenny: How cute! What's his name?
Nancy: I don't know. I don't understand a word he says.
Arthur: -What is the difference between a fly and a mosquito?
Delbert: - Don't know
Arthur: - A mosquito can fly but a fly cant mosquito.
Arthur rushes into the restaurant at the airport and says:
- Hurry hurry, my flight leaves in 5 minutes so I don’t have time to order anything, just give me the check.
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