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These are some lies we made up about Stow.
The alien pilot of an extraterrestrial spacecraft may often be noticed in Adell Durbin Park around midnight demolishing an object.
One of Ali Baba's Forty Thieves may be witnessed over and over again spending time in a derelict mansion in Stow.
An enormous sheep has now and then been distinguished standing by a desolate highway outside Stow.
The ghost of a man having half his head not there is occasionally witnessed crawling out of Pine Swamp soaked in dirty water around midnight.
An extraterrestrial tourist from space has supposedly been seen on a small number of occasions in a building in Stow.
An alien from another planet can from time to time be seen watching the panorama from the pinnacle of Coal Hill late in the night.
The martian mechanic of an unidentified flying object was made out fishing from the water's edge of Alder Pond late at night.
An alien explorer from another solar system came into view at Bell Lake Dam at the
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stroke of midnight yelling.
Henry VIII appeared by Boston Ledges trying to state something.
A giant rabbit was perceived chucking boulders into the current at Babb Run at night.
A space alien from planet Saturn was perceived in a Stow mobile home.
The ghost of a young woman dressed in a blood-splattered dress is frequently
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seen strolling along a deserted road in the neighborhood of Stow. It has been alleged that this specific ghost gets pleasure from terrifying foolish folks who have the nerve to disrupt the serenity in Stow.
The Mothman has been said to have been noticed on numerous occasions having a seat on the floor in a flat near Stow.
A beheaded female can be spotted repeatedly in Cuyahoga Valley National Recreation Area near the ranger station facing the eye witness. If you listen to the local residents, this phantom can be the soul of a resident who passed on here in Stow before the present. Either way, it undeniably is a chilling spirit that you wouldn't wish to run into at the stroke of midnight.
An extraterrestrial from outer space is now and then distinguished in the backseat of a car by the driver witnessing the ghost in his rear view mirror in the early morning hours before sunrise.
A gargantuan shrew has allegedly been distinguished on frequent occasions in Cleveland Lakefront State Park by the park headquarters screaming at the watcher
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Ghost Sightings From Stow
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Ghost Sightings From Stow
Hey Delbert, if you can guess exactly how many oranges are in this bag you can have all five of them.
Arthur, why did you tip the parking attendant $100, are you out of your mind?
- But Delbert, look at this beautiful brand new car he upgraded me to.
Arthur: -What is the difference between a fly and a mosquito?
Delbert: - Don't know
Arthur: - A mosquito can fly but a fly cant mosquito.
A car had crashed into a tree and Arthur and Delbert were found drunk at the scene, they were arrested at the crash site by the police. Later in court the judge asked:
- Which one of you two were driving the car?
-Your honor, we were both in the back seat singing.
Boss! There's a man here, he says it’s about a bill.
- Uhoh! Tell him I'm not here, tell him I'm sick today or something.
- Ok, boss.
A bit later.
- Is he gone?
Yes boss, he said don’t worry, he'll come back and pay the bill next month instead.
Arthur had been a car mechanic ever since he dropped out of high school, he died young at the age of 34. When he met Saint Peter at the gates of heaven he asked:
- Saint Peter, why did you let me die so young?
- Well now Arthur, based on how many hours you've been charging your customers according to your accounting records you are 95 years old.
Two burglars were getting very annoyed.
- Man, this is the 23rd safe we bust open tonight and not a penny, these guys are supposed to be loaded.
- Yeah, I though these safe factories made lots of money.
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