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The martian navigator of a UFO has been spotted on a few occasions in a Steubenville area supermarket, wandering the aisles.
An extraterrestrial from Jupiter can sometimes be spotted sitting at a table in a Steubenville residence hauling a human skull.
An extremely large chameleon was observed staggering through a building in Steubenville.
An ET from another world appeared mounted on a pony alongside a highway close to Steubenville.
A guy with no head was seen wandering through a mobile home in the vicinity of Steubenville. The ghost was gobbled up by the night after being spotted. In any event, it's a chilling ghost that any wise person wouldn't wish to meet.
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Arthur, have you been getting enough iron?
Yes, I chew my nails every day Doctor Rueprecht.
Hilda: Aren't you wearing your wedding ring on the wrong finger?
Gertrude: Yes I am; I married the wrong woman.
BEEP BEEP BEEP - We interrupt this radio broadcast for an urgent traffic announcement, a vehicle is driving the wrong direction on I-5, please watch out for this vehicle.
- Did you hear that, a car going the wrong way, that's the dumbest thing I ever heard, says the old-timer to his wife, there's hundreds of 'em!.
Arthur: -What did Tenne see?
Delbert: - Don't know
Arthur: - The same as Arkan saw.
Arthur comes home to find his wife Gertrude in bed with another man. ''What are you doing'' he yells.
The wife whispers to her lover: ''I told you he was stupid!''.
Love is one long sweet dream, and marriage is the alarm clock.
The police pulled Arthur's car over.
-Sir, do you mind if I go through your car?
- Not at all officer, but wouldn't it be easier to go around it.
Hey Arthur, did you know that we only use 10% of our brain capacity
- What about the other 10%.
Doctor Rueprecht had invented a machine that transferred the birth pains from the mother to the father and he was going to try it out on one of his patients. Arthur's wife Gertrude was about to give birth so he decided to try the machine on them. He set the machine to 1/2, transferring half of the pain to the father to make it fair. Arthur didn't seem to be in any pain at all so the doctor went ahead and set it to full, transferring all the pain to the father. Arthur didn't even blink. The machine is even better than I had hoped thought the doctor.
The next day when the couple brought their newborn baby back home they found Arthur's best friend Delbert dead in the front yard.
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