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These are some lies we made up about Steubenville.
The ghost of a gentleman having a word etched into his leg was perceived thinking in Barbers Hollow on a dark night. When the ghost was distinguished it vanished into the night. According to the people who live here, this spirit may very well be a well-known old days resident of Steubenville.
An enormous basilisk was noticed by Barbers Run startling people.
A large frightening beast has often been spotted viewing the vista from the highest spot of Norton Hill in the early morning hours before sunrise.
The ghost of a train driver is often spotted appearing chilling beneath a tall tree in Fernwood State Forest. Based on what the residents claim, this phantom is the tormented soul of an old Steubenville local resident.
The extraterrestrial commander of an extraterrestrial spaceship is rumored to have been spotted on a small number of instances taking in the vista at Boich Mining Company Pond Number One Dam before dawn.
An extraterrestrial
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from planet Mars can be made out often chucking chunks of concrete into Boich Mining Company Pond Number One at the stroke of midnight.
A space invader from deep space has sometimes been observed in Beatty Park Number 1 after midnight heaving boulders.
A gigantic budgerigar has been said to have been observed on a small number of instances
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trying on clothes in a Steubenville trailer.
The martian commander of a flying saucer may every now and then be noticed climbing out from a storm drain on a Steubenville lane on a dark night.
Nicolaus Copernicus is regularly made out performing a tune on a xylophone in a Steubenville mobile home.
An ET from Saturn is known to have been spotted on a few instances in a Steubenville secondary school after midnight staggering the halls.
A female devoid of a head may often be spotted in a mirror in a Steubenville building; the ghost was only to be seen in the mirror. Whichever way, this ghost undeniably is scary; one that you would not want to come across late in the night.
An extraterrestrial from space can be observed time and again in a house in the neighborhood of Steubenville.
The ghost of a young female with a wire around her neck has every now and then been perceived in Barkcamp State Park at the park headquarters verbalizing into the thin air.
A huge walrus is sometimes witnessed trying to find a bag
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by a parked Chevy in a Steubenville parking lot on a dark night.
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Ghost Sightings From Steubenville
Acme electric home repair service had just hired Arthur as an electrician, his first assignment was to fix an old lady's doorbell. He came back after an hour and told his boss:
- Well, I went over there and I must have rang the doorbell at least 20 times but no one opened so I left.
Douglas is 34 years old still single. His best pal Arthur asked, ''Why aren't you married? Can't you find a woman who will be a good wife?'' Douglas said, ''Actually, I've found many I wanted to marry, but my mother doesn't like any of them.'' Arthur thinks for a moment and says, ''I've got an idea , just find a girl who's just like your mother.'' A few months later they meet again and his friend asks, ''Did you find the perfect girl? '' Douglas answers, ''Yes, I found the perfect girl. She was just like my mother. My mother liked her very much.'' Since Douglas doesn't look happy, Arthur said, ''Then what's the problem?'' ''My father doesn't like her.'' , Douglas replied.
A fish walks into a bar.
The bartender says: -Sorry, we don't serve fish in here.
Why do idiots carry car doors around in the desert?
- So they can roll down the window when it gets hot.
The police pulled a car over, Arthur was sitting in the backseat.
- Arthur, you know better than to let an aardvark drive your car!
- Oh, this is not my car officer, I'm just hitch-hiking.
Arthur talks to a guy in a bar
- Hey you look familiar, didn’t I bump into you in Idaho once?
Maybe, but probably not because I've never been there.
Come to think of it I've never been to Idaho either, must have been two other people. But wait, have you ever been to Wyoming?
- No I haven't.
- Well then you might know my brother, he's never been to Wyoming either.
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