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These are some lies we made up about Springfield.
A space man from another planet became visible down by the water at Culp Lake startling folks.
The alien captain of a UFO appeared dragging a corpse from the freezing water of Beaver Creek very late at night.
The ghost of an aged cleaning lady was made out in a phone booth in Springfield making a phone call. The ghost did not seem to be bothered by the bystanders.
A pitch black bat that turned into a woman has regularly been spotted at Clarence J Brown Dam on a dark night looking irritably at the observer.
An enormous gazelle is frequently made out shouting at the eye witness to stay away amongst the trees of Perrin Woods.
An alien from planet Saturn can repeatedly be distinguished wandering through a Springfield neighborhood churchyard.
An ET from another world can be noticed very frequently hanging out in a deserted farmhouse in Springfield.
An alien has every so often been distinguished mounted on a Harley on
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a dark road next to Springfield.
The phantom of a destitute guy is from time to time perceived hauling a corpse through some bushes in Buck Creek State Park at midnight.
Aristotle is rumored to have been distinguished on a small number of occasions smoking a pipe in Buck Creek State Park near the park headquarters.
A huge camel
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may once in a while be seen in a mobile home in Springfield.
An Iguanodon has repeatedly been noticed walking along a desolate highway near Springfield.
An alien traveler from another part of the galaxy is regularly seen taking a rest on a bench in a residence right next door to Springfield.
The ghost of a youthful cowboy may repeatedly be observed very late at night hurrying after a passing Buick on a dark road next to Springfield.
An ET from planet Venus has now and then been observed in the rear seat of a Honda by the driver seeing the ghost in his rear view mirror on a dark night.
A gigantic zebra is now and then distinguished by a woman hiking along a trail right next door to Springfield.
The spirit of a copper-miner is known to have been perceived on several occasions sitting on a sofa in a building in Springfield.
A woman with a moderately translucent body may now and then be perceived facing the watcher by a streetlight in Springfield.
The Wizard of Oz was observed marching from apartment
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to apartment in the early morning hours on a Springfield lane.
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Ghost Sightings From Springfield
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Ghost Sightings From Springfield
Arthur and Delbert had kidnapped the wife of a very wealthy man.
They sent the hostage to collect the ransom.
A Nightcrawler gentleman was out for a walk on a fine day and met a pretty looking Nightcrawler lady.
- Good day Mr. Nightcrawler, said the lady, would you like to come back to my place?
- I would love to mam, but aren't you married?
- Oh don't worry, my husband went fishing.
Arthur called Delbert on the phone:
- Please come over to my house and help me, I bought this cereal box that came with a free jig saw puzzle and I've been trying to put it together for a week now.
-Ok, said Delbert, I'll be right over.
When he got to Arthur's house Arthur took him to his kitchen table.
- Here it is, can you help me get this thing figured out?
Delbert looked at the table and asked: - Why is your table covered in cornflakes?.
How much do you charge for a single room?
- $150 on the first floor, 130 on the second floor, and $110 on the third floor.
- Hmm, nah, doesn't sound good, I'll go somewhere else.
- Sir, do you think the prices too high?
- No, I think the hotel is too low.
Arthur and Delbert were walking through the woods on a dark night and got to a creek.
- How do we cross Delbert?
- Simple Arthur, I turn on my flashlight and you walk on the light beam to the other side.
- You think I'm stupid or something? When I'm halfway you'll turn off your flashlight so I fall in.
Arthur and his wife Gertrude was out for a romantic walk.
- Watch out Gertrude, dog poop, don’t step in it.
- Nah, that doesn’t look like dog poop. But I wonder what it could be. I'm curious, could you smell it dear and tell me what it is.
- Hmm, smells like dog poop to me.
- I'm not convinced dear, could you please touch it.
- Ok dear, for you anything. ... Well it does feel like dog poop
- I'm still not quite convinced dear, could you please taste it and tell me what it is.
- No Gertrude, can we just leave this thing behind us and move on not knowing what it is please?
- No Arthur, I really want to know what that is, now take a big bit out of it and tell me what it is.
Ok, ok, for you my dear anything...
Arthur takes a bite, chews it well.
-Aaahhh!!! &*$#@#$%!!! This is disgusting !!! It's definitely dog poop, no doubt about it.
- Lucky we didn't step in it then Arthur.
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