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These are some lies we made up about Springboro.
The martian crew member of an alien spacecraft may occasionally be distinguished drinking blood from a jar up on the apex of Little Mount.
Alexander the Great was perceived spending time in a deserted building in Springboro.
The ghost of a young lady outfitted as a house keeper came into sight at Chautauqua Dam around midnight taking in the scenery. The ghost waved to the witness. No matter what, this phantom certainly is chilling; one that you would not want to run into in the early morning hours before sunrise.
The phantom of a down-and-out gentleman was seen standing by a deserted highway in close proximity to Springboro. When the ghost was observed it faded away into the night. If you listen to what the local residents declare, this ghost is in all probability the tormented ghost of a local who used to reside here in Springboro. One thing is for guaranteed, it's a creepy ghost that any sensible person wouldn't want to run into.
A space
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invader from Venus emerged in a residence in Springboro.
A very large raccoon was seen in Beachler Field before sunrise pulling a corpse through some bushes.
A frightening creature was witnessed staggering by the side of a desolate road right next door to Springboro. The ghost was gobbled up by the night after being noticed.
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space alien from another part of the galaxy has regularly been seen sniveling in a boat on Old Stage Farms Lake.
The ghost of a man clad as a store clerk is frequently seen staring in the middle of Bear Creek.
A very large lovebird has been noticed on frequent instances emerging in a closet mirror.
The ghost of a man in a sheriff outfit may often be seen taking a rest on a sofa in a mobile home in the vicinity of Springboro.
The ghost of an old man with a big white mustache may be seen very frequently right by the entrance to Caesar Creek State Park startling people.
Frankenstein's Monster has once in a while been spotted at the stroke of midnight pursuing a passing Jeep on a shady highway outside Springboro.
The martian captain of an extraterrestrial spacecraft is once in a while seen raking leaves in the side garden of a flat in Springboro.
A gargantuan salamander has purportedly been seen on a small number of occasions relaxing in an armchair in a home in Springboro.
An ET from planet Pluto
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may now and then be noticed going berserk by a lamppost in Springboro.
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Ghost Sightings From Springboro
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Ghost Sightings From Springboro
Delbert and Arthur were performing a strange ritual in the city park. Delbert was digging small holes in the ground with a spade, and Arthur was walking behind him filling the holes with a spade.
- What exacly are you guys doing? Asked a man who was passing by.
- We're planting flowers, said Arthur, usually Douglas is here too, but he's ill today, he's the one that puts the seed in the ground.
Why on earth did you shave your neck Arthur?
-Oops, must have put my shirt on backwards.
Arthur had a new job as a TV repairman. One day he arrived at the very old couples house to fix their broken TV.
- Oh how nice of you to come so fast, said the old lady. The TV is fine though, we realized we were wearing each other's glasses.
Arthur and his wife Gertrude was out for a romantic walk.
- Watch out Gertrude, dog poop, don’t step in it.
- Nah, that doesn’t look like dog poop. But I wonder what it could be. I'm curious, could you smell it dear and tell me what it is.
- Hmm, smells like dog poop to me.
- I'm not convinced dear, could you please touch it.
- Ok dear, for you anything. ... Well it does feel like dog poop
- I'm still not quite convinced dear, could you please taste it and tell me what it is.
- No Gertrude, can we just leave this thing behind us and move on not knowing what it is please?
- No Arthur, I really want to know what that is, now take a big bit out of it and tell me what it is.
Ok, ok, for you my dear anything...
Arthur takes a bite, chews it well.
-Aaahhh!!! &*$#@#$%!!! This is disgusting !!! It's definitely dog poop, no doubt about it.
- Lucky we didn't step in it then Arthur.
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