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These are some lies we made up about Sparta.
A big terrifying phantom can repeatedly be seen up on Hulse Hill digging a hole.
The ghost of a young gentleman in a confederate uniform can be seen very frequently in Memorial Park very late at night devastating a box.
An alien from another galaxy has once in a while been observed mounted on a llama along a road next to Sparta.
Christopher Columbus has allegedly been seen on a few occasions walking through a home near Sparta.
The ghost of a bum can once in a while be perceived at a coin operated phone in Sparta talking on the telephone. One of the local residents strongly asserts that this ghost may well be a famous past local of Sparta.
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Ghost Sightings From Sparta
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Ghost Sightings From Sparta
Arthur, why do you always walk around with your hands in your pockets?
- Well Delbert, uhm, it's kinda embarrassing but ok, I'll tell you. My fingers are different length and I have a complex about that.
Arthur, have you been getting enough iron?
Yes, I chew my nails every day Doctor Rueprecht.
Hilda: Aren't you wearing your wedding ring on the wrong finger?
Gertrude: Yes I am; I married the wrong woman.
Arthur the Cannibal was having lunch with his friend Delbert the Cannibal.
- Delbert, I don't like my wife.
- At least eat your vegetables Arthur.
How many Microsoft programmers does it take to change a light bulb? ?
None. Bill Gates will just redefine Darkness(TM) as the new industry standard.
Two burglars were getting very annoyed.
- Man, this is the 23rd safe we bust open tonight and not a penny, these guys are supposed to be loaded.
- Yeah, I though these safe factories made lots of money.
Arthur, Delbert, and Douglas had been going to skydiving school and were about to have their first jump.
- Ok now everyone listen up, just do as you remember from class. Jump out, count to three and pull the handle. If the parachute fails to open just go and get another in the storage.
A duck walks into a bar and asks the bartender:
- Got bread?
- No.
- Got bread?
- No Mr. Duck, we don't have any bread.
- Oh, Ok then. Doy ou have any bread?
- I already told you you stupid duck, we don’t have any bread now if you ask me one more time I'll grab you by the neck and nail your beak to the counter!
- Got nails?
- No.
- Got bread?.
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