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These are some lies we made up about Somerville.
A massive dingo can be perceived often in Darrtown around midnight flashing a flash light.
The ghost of a severely mangled huntsman dragging a dead mountain lion has every now and then been made out after midnight drifting down on Beasley Run. Regardless of what people say, this ghost indisputably is menacing; one that you shouldn't go trying to locate.
A lady with no head has been observed on a few occasions on the top of Mount Auburn on a dark night gazing at the panorama.
A man without a head may every now and then be spotted taking a rest at the dining table in a Somerville home calling out names.
A very menacing ghost is often seen appearing creepy at Cross Pond Dam around midnight. Anyway, this is a hostile spirit that should be let alone.
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Arthur's mama's so holy; she thinks nuns dress too provocatively.
How can you tell when a lawyer is lying?
His lips are moving.
Arthur was an experiencd pilot and had been warned that the runway they were landing on was very short so he was being extra careful. When the plane approached the runway it seemed even shorter than he had imagined. But he was a good pilot and he knew he could do this. He went down extra slow and touched the ground right at the edge of the runway. He applied maximum brakes, things were flying around in the cabin and the passengers were screaming in panic. But Arthur got the plane to stop an inch from the other edge of the runway. He turned to his co-pilot Delbert and said:
- That was the shortest runway I have ever seen in my whole life.
- Yeah, said Delbert, and look how wide it is.
A duck walks into a bar and asks the bartender:
- Got bread?
- No.
- Got bread?
- No Mr. Duck, we don't have any bread.
- Oh, Ok then. Doy ou have any bread?
- I already told you you stupid duck, we don’t have any bread now if you ask me one more time I'll grab you by the neck and nail your beak to the counter!
- Got nails?
- No.
- Got bread?.
Hey Arthur, how did the job interview go, did they call you back?
- No Delbert, I don't know what happened, it all went so well until the very end when they asked me if I have any questions.
- Well what did you ask them?
- I asked them if they file charges.
Why do idiots open their milk cartons in the store?
It says ''Open here''.
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