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These are some lies we made up about Solon.
A woman with her right arm and right leg removed can frequently be made out staggering through a residence close to Solon. In any case, this is a nasty ghost that you shouldn't go trying to locate.
An enormous zebra has now and then been noticed going berserk in the middle of Aurora Branch.
A gigantic puppy is once in a while spotted late at night fluttering over Jackson Field.
A massive lion has supposedly been perceived on many occasions at a public phone in Solon talking on the telephone.
An alien from Venus may now and then be noticed gulping blood from a bottle in Adams Park late at night.
A colossal addax was witnessed down at Chagrin Falls very late at night searching for a picture.
A massive llama appeared having a melon at Aurora Pond Dam before dawn.
Count Dracula was made out strolling through a Solon area churchyard.
A giant mole was seen in a row boat on Geauga Lake reading a pamphlet.
A giant gemsbok
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was noticed holding a headbone by the side of a deserted road next to Solon late at night.
A space man from another galaxy has often been made out being in a neglected structure in Solon.
An alien is repeatedly perceived gazing right by Cuyahoga Valley National Recreation Area.
Ferdinand Magellan has purportedly been noticed on
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many instances standing by a secluded road near Solon.
An armed forces outfit strolling about devoid of a body in it can be noticed repeatedly in a mobile home in Solon.
An enormous newt has every now and then been distinguished quite near Cleveland Lakefront State Park frightening folks.
The ghost of an appallingly burned lady is occasionally seen strolling by a secluded road near Solon.
A gigantic whale can every so often be noticed relaxing on a bench in a residence in the neighborhood of Solon.
A dinosaur has regularly been distinguished on a dark night hurrying after a passing car on a dark road near Solon.
A gigantic zebra is regularly noticed mowing the lawn in the side garden of an apartment in Solon.
The Gingerbread Man may frequently be noticed by an old woman hiking along a trail near Solon.
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Ghost Sightings From Solon
Arthur was walking alone in the park at night and met a robber.
- Give me you wallet or I'll kill you, said the robber.
- You're not getting my money said Arthur, and started fighting the robber.
They both fought long and hard but in the end the robber won and ended up with the wallet. With Arthur down on the ground the robber checked the wallet and found two dollars in it.
- Two bucks!! You put up a fight like that over two bucks? What's wrong with you?
-Oh, said Arthur, that's all you want? I thought you wanted the $5000 I have stashed in my socks.
Arthur: -Who won the skeleton beauty contest?
Delbert: - Don't know
Arthur: -No body.
Arthur was lying in bed gazing at the stars, and then he thought to himself, what the hell happened to the ceiling.
Doctor Rueprecht the gynecologist had decided to change his career and become a mechanic. So he signed up for evening classes and learned all he could. When time for the exam approached, he prepared carefully for weeks, and completed the exam. When the results came back, he was surprised to find that he had obtained 150%. Fearing an error, he called the instructor, and asked him about the mark. The instructor said, ''During the exam, you took the engine apart perfectly, which was worth 50% of the total mark. You put the engine back together again perfectly, which is also worth 50% of the mark. I gave you an extra 50% because you did all of it THROUGH the muffler?? .
Mom, can I go outside and watch the solar eclipse?
- Yes dear but don't go too close.
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